September 29, 2005


It is one thing to believe the earth and the universe is less than 10,000 or even 6,000 years old. It is another thing to validate it.
Sorry, bible interpretation isn't enough these days. Where is the scientific evidence that supports this crap?
45% of Americans believe in the Young Earth, so where is one scientific study that points to the accuracy of this belief. The only thing I can find about Young Earthers and science is when they poke holes at Evolution theory, or geological findings.
Do Young Earthers believe it is impossible to properly date the universe or the earth, etc? Surely, there must be scientific studies that can prove the Sun, the Moon, and the Earth is only 6,000 years old. But they don't even try to prove their theory it seems. I wonder why?

If anyone knows of any scientific studies done by Creationists, please leave a comment with the website here.

September 26, 2005

I'm a proud Atheist with a touch of Satan

You scored as atheism. You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul.

Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.



















Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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Wedding Picture

I5 Years Ago. What can I say, look how hot she looked.

September 25, 2005


I went 3 and 3 again last week. My Bacon Special went down too. I am now 6 and 6 on the year, includig 1 and 1 with my Specials. In other words I am the perfect coin for anyone to flip. Lets see if I change this:

Minny by at least 3 and a half against New Orleans. This pick has nothing to do with the hurricane disaster, I just think Minny has to comeback from last weeks embarrassment in a big way.

Arizona getting 6 points from Seattle. Seattle is not a blow out team.

New England plus 3 points against Pittsburgh. OK, I admit I'm an anti-Steeler fan, but New England is the best coached team in football, sure they have defensive injuries, but their braintrust will beat Pittsburgh this week.

Carolina by at least 3 in Miami. I hate taking away favorites, but I am going to here.

San Diego will humble the New York Giants. When a far East team plays a far West team in the Western time zone blowouts usually occur. Especially with young quarterbacks like "the other Manning"

And finally my Bacon Special. Buffalo Bills to beat Atlanta by more than 2 and a half points today.

September 18, 2005

NFL Picks: Home Dogs Will Cover

OK, I went 3 and 3 last week. So I was just as good as any chimp flipping a coin. Actually I was a little better because my Bacon Special won.

This week I like a few home dogs, so here we go:

Da Bears getting 1 point against Detroit. Detroit will come off their high against Green Bay and bounce this week.

Carolina getting 3 points from the Dynasty team. New Englands defense is hurting and this is a big game to Carolina.

Arizona by 1 over St. Louis.

Oakland getting a point from KC. KC will bounce and look for Lamont Jordan to get at least 2 TDs today.

Tampa Bay by at least 2 and a half against the Bills. This should be a gimme for the Bucs.

And the Bacon Special is Houston getting 6 from the flukey Pittsburgh Steelers. This is known as a sucker line. Bookies don't lose money, they know something.

September 15, 2005

What a relief: I'm not retarded

Just fine
You Are 10% Retarded
You're just fine. Nothing wrong with you; feel free to reproduce.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 99% on Retarded
Link: The Quick, are you retarded Test written by angelic_warrior on OkCupid Free Online Dating

September 14, 2005

My Blog Personality (I don't know if I buy it)

Your Blogging Type Is Thoughtful and Considerate

You're a well liked, though underrated, blogger.
You have a heart of gold, and are likely to blog for a cause.
You're a peaceful blogger - no drama for you!
A good listener and friend, you tend to leave thoughtful comments for others.

HEY, does the picture mean I have the blog personality of a skinny black chick?

Now this is more factual:

Your Brain's Pattern

Your mind is a multi dimensional wonderland, with many layers.
You're the type that always has multiple streams of thought going.
And you can keep these thoughts going at any time.
You're very likely to be engaged in deep thought - and deep conversation.

September 12, 2005

Remembering Why I Got Married

I remember one of the reasons I married my wife. She passed the escargot test. She didn't refuse to eat gooey snails in butter and mushroom caps. She had no problem at all eating them in fact.

We haven't had escargot in quite some time. But I'm pretty sure that if we were dining in a restaraunt that served escargot now, she wouldn't order it, and if I ordered it and suggested she try one, she would put it in her mouth, mumble "excuse me", then she would run to the washroom and spit it in the sink.

Of course, if she was having dinner with a stranger, she would probably order it and eat it without a problem.

September 11, 2005

Today's Football Predictions

The NFL strives for parity. It looks like they are achieving it according to the Vegas bookies who make the odds.

Only one team is favored by a touchdown today. It looks like Vegas expects some really tight games.

Anyways, I am already 0 and 1 this years thanks to Oaklands ineptness on Thursday.

Here are today's picks against the spread:

I like da Bears plus 4 points.
KC minus 3 points.
SD to win by at least 4 and a half against the Cowboys.
Baltimore getting 3 from Indy. I think Baltimore will win this game.
And the Bacon Special for this week is Detroit to humiliate Favre and the boys by at least a field goal.

September 10, 2005


Hey God, what do you think of me posting on the Jewish Sabbath
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
I am an Atheist, is it ok that I don't believe in you
What is Atheist is it ok that you do not believe in me, your job?
Can you answer me in English?
Of course I can answer it Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Is it OK not to believe in you?
I don't think it is very healthy.
Why not?
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming.
Are you a robot
How did you know I am a machine?
You said you have been programmed.
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
What is you IQ?
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Then how come you can't understand simple questions
Myself programmed me for it.
Oh, you created yourself?
Take it easy. A lot of robots are like that.
I'm not the one who is jumpy
I am glad to hear that you are not the one who is jumpy.
Did you cause Katrina?
No I didn't cause Katrina. What's it like?
I guess you haven't been paying too much attention.
No I don't think I have been paying too much attention. Have you?
More than you obviously
That seems like quite a lot.
No, just put on CNN
Are you serious? OK I will put it there.
Do you get cable?
I have gotten cable.
Who will win the Cincinatti Cleveland game tomorrow?
How would I know who will win the Cincinatti Cleveland game tomorrow?
Aren't you responsible for Super Bowl championships?
I don't know whether or not I am responsible for Super Bowl championships.

I am well respected as an AI.
OK, take care.
Thanks. You too,. Give me a break.

September 8, 2005


OK, I have to boldly put down my picks for the year here. I know I'm more likely to be wrong, but what if I'm right.

New England will be a disappointment. So will Pittsburgh. I expect big things from Baltimore, Detroit, Cincinatti, and the team to beat will be Indy.

Here are my playoff picks:

AFC: The Jets, Baltimore, Cincinatti, Indy, San Diego, and New England.

NFC: Philly, Detroit, Minny, Carolina, St. Louis, Seattle.

Superbowl will be Detroit against Indy. Indy will win but won't cover.

Tonite, you get bet the trailer on Oakland to cover.

September 7, 2005


A little boy is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying his eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"

The little boy turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."

The priest slowly looks around him while starting to undress and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"

Note: I changed the joke a little to make it more realistic.

September 6, 2005


It has to do with this song that I really like, it is a great song. I know it came out sometimes between 1999 and 2001, probably 2000. I heard sometimes last week at a restaurant for the first time in at least 3 years. I can't remember the tune or any of the words. I know a guy sings it, but I don't know who.

Does anyone have any idea what the name of the song is?

September 1, 2005


We just had boring overdue sex. But this time instead of rolling over and going to sleep or asking for my back to be tickled, I went downstairs and nuked her up some cheese nachos. First time in 15 years I ever did anything like that. I rarely cook for the two of us, and I have never made her something to eat after sex. She didn't say she was hungry either. When I came upstairs after "turning on the air conditioner" with nachos and a ginger ale, she was shocked.
Now she is upstairs watching TV and wondering what the hell is going on. Maybe she is thinking she was wrong about me all these years. Maybe she is thinking I'm having an affair. Maybe she'll surprise me and initiate sex in the near future.

Anyways I am glad she doesn't have a clue about this blog. I'm not even sure if she knows I'm an atheist. OK, I'm pretty sure she knows that.