May 12, 2006

IT LOOKS LIKE I'VE BEEN OUTED AS A FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN




A whole post proves I'm a Fundamentalist Christian, leaving very little doubt about it.
The Atheologist: Don’t Judge A Blog By Its Cover, makes a very good argument about the apparent facade I have been trying to pull off.

The Atheologist does pride himself on his detective work, just look at his avatar:


A few things I will argue about his research on me. I don't like conspiracy theories against Israel. I have a job, though I can understand his mistake, as I hide it very well. My wife doesn't even think I work. And he really needs to do something about his hearing if he believes I have a great singing voice.

I can't argue with the rest of his post because I might get accused of protesting too much.

20 comments:

  1. beaj,

    What about the theory on the conspiracy to destroy the State of Israel?
    Just because it is true doesn’t mean that it can’t be called a theory. (Just like the evolution one.)

    I don’t know where I got the no job thing from.
    I thought I saw something on your blog or profile once that made me think that you were sponging off your wife. I will update my dossier on you.

    And thanks for the suggestion I will get my hearing checked ASAP.

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  2. Well I guess the odd conspiracy theory can be true. Just like the one about the Arabs wanting to destroy Israel.

    Yes, there is a commenter (former of late), from the Yahoo message boards known affectionately as Oinky who has been calling me a jobless son of an Arab for at least a couple of years now. He also accuses me of plagiarism. And there are comments he left here to that affect. I forgot that you tend to believe everything you read on the internet:)

    Yes, get your hearing checked immediately. Your obvious bad hearing could be a sign of something far more serious.

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  3. I just knew that you weren't serious about the Jewish thing. ;)

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  4. You can't be a fundamentalist Christian as you would get more sex that way.

    I have this theory going that your wife has skipped out on your bi-annual romp in the hay and that is why you have been so crabby lately.

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  5. Wrong Pimpette, I actually got it twice in the last 4 days.

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  6. Oh - and neither does your left ;-)

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  7. If they counted my numbers would be much higher.

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  8. Does she even know that the two of you had sex twice in four days? It doesn't count if she is not aware of it. That means, she had to be in an awake state, she could not have been drugged.

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  9. I'm sorry you've been outed.

    P.S.: LMAO!

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  10. Well, I'm convinced!

    I think the whole "Jew" part of your name was just to throw everybody off the tracks of your fervent Christianity. I bet you even love Bush and Jeebus.

    j/k

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  11. Who knows. You could as well be a girl? Is this your husbands' picture? :P

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  12. Who knows, I might even be the dog. Border Collies are pretty smart you know.

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  13. I believe that I have straightened out the confused individual who thought we were one and the same. Here.

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  14. I left him a comment, but he has yet to respond.

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  15. "What about the theory on the conspiracy to destroy the State of Israel?"

    Don't know too much about the I/P conflict, huh.

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  16. ROFLMAO

    Can I interest you in a gently-used Bible and a crucifix?

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  17. Vile Blasphemer may need a bible and crucifix for his next movie.

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