April 8, 2006

Richard Dawkins: The Root of All Evil



Ted Haggard is a scary puke. Dawkins made him look like a retard in this clip. It makes it worth watching. Dawkins gets the point across about the Christian Right. They don't even understand science and evolution, but they lie and pretend they do.
Haggard,President of the National Association of Evangelicals, was on Barbara Walters Christmas special about Heaven. He said that the only way to get to heaven for sure is to believe in Jesus. He believes that anyone who doesn't accept Jesus will go to hell. Oh yeah, he talks to George Bush once a week supposedly.
Since I know everyone becomes worm food when we die, it is hard for me to imagine what I would think of certain people in my presence, if I felt they were going to hell and I was going to heaven. But I'm sure I would be looking down at that person. This is what most of these dudes feel about anyone who doesn't accept Jesus, I think.
The Christian Right is using Israel, and the return of Jews to Israel, as a fulfilled bible prophecy that needed to occur for the Rapture to happen. Again, I will say exactly why I think Israel needs to exist: Anti-semitism can show up any place, any time. Now Jews, and yes even Atheist Jews like me, have a place to go in case it gets out of hand anywhere in the world. Take France for example, recently. When Hitler murdered Jews, he didn't care if they believed in God or not. I'm still on the hit list of any violent anti-semite.
Israel is using the Christian Right for support. Oh yeah, I'm not supposed to say this, but it is true. If these crazy basturds turn on the Jews for any reason down the road, they are capable of another Holocaust. But first they'd love to put a stake in the heart of all Atheists first. We scare the crap out of them, because deep down they know we know, and we're fine with what we know.
Right now, the Christian Right, with all their intolerance, serves a purpose for me. They are good for the War on Terror. All said, the Christian Right is the lesser of two evils. Islam must be reformed first for mankind to survie. While this is happening, hopefully, the children of the fanatical Christian Fundies here will question the crap their parents and preachers are feeding them, and embrace real science and discovery.



New York born,Joseph Cohen is featured halfway through this piece. Oh yeah, he is now Yousef al Khattab. He found Islam in 1998, as a Gaza settler, because he didn't like the idea that teachers wore short dresses. He hates Atheists too, because we condone short dresses for women. At least he admits that he believes Muslims will take over the world, that it is inevitable. But Israel must be destroyed first. He moved to Morocco in 2006, the sick basturd.

April 6, 2006

Bacon and God: Illegal Immigration In Heaven


I think we have the LEFT to thank for changing the definition of "illegal" to mean "not really legal, but it's OK, don't worry about it." Don't get me wrong, now that this is finally out in the open, I have to also add that everyone knows there are many jobs that legal Americans don't do, or won't do, and illegal aliens take these jobs without a problem. Obviously there is room to let more immigrants "legally" into the USA. To at least take the jobs nobody else wants. A realistic quota needs to be set.

I'm a firm believer that a country has to take care of it's own needs first, and unless there in genocide involve, immigration needs to be controlled. Something is either legal or illegal. It is that simple. Dr. Marco has a well thought out plan. Check it out.

April 5, 2006

Gaps Are Getting Filled, Except Between The Fundies Ears


Yep, those "Darwinian Gaps" them Fundies are crying about, wind up showing up more and more with each and every fossil find, yuppims. I like this particular find because it comes from the Great White North, and I know, that as a member of Ontario blogs, that I have a quasi-commitment, to have some Canadian content every now and then.
This particular find occurred in the Canadian Arctic and it is extremely important because, "fossil records showed a gap between Panderichthys, a fish that lived about 385 million years ago which shows early signs of evolving land-friendly features, and Acanthostega, the earliest known tetrapod (four-limbed land-living animals) dating from about 365 million years ago." This pre-Canadian creature, the Tiktaalik Roseae(sounds like a wine), was predicted, and voila, was finally found.

'The creature shares some characteristics with a fish; it has fins with webbing, and scales on its back.
But it also has many features in common with land animals. It has a flat crocodile-like head with eyes positioned on top and the beginnings of a neck - something not seen in fish.
"When we look inside the fin, we see a shoulder, we see an elbow, and we see an early version of a wrist, which is very similar to that of all animals that also walk on land," said palaeontologists Professor Neil Shubin, from the University of Chicago.
The scientists think the creature lived in the shallows
"Essentially we have an animal that is built to support itself on the ground."
The scientists believe the position of the creature's eyes suggest it probably lived in shallow water.'

Update (thanks to an anonymous reader):
A short video of the findings can be found here.

Isn't science wonderful. Here we have a theory called evolution, and a find is made.
And the find fits in perfectly with what the theory predicted. Of course, the literal bible made no such prediction or even prophecy about this find.


OK, lets ask the three top Fundy scientists about the find:



Professor Hearn Oevil: "Those bones can't be more than 6000 years old, just look at them. Anything older than that of course didn't exist, because God didn't create diddly until then. But scientifically speaking, anything 6000 years old would be dust by now, the fact it aint dust means it can't be too old."

Professor Seeno Evil: "What a wonderful carved stone you have there. Must have been done by one of those Nanookian Eskimos you got up there in Canada. Great work, I didn't even know they had the tools to carve those things."

Professor Spea Knoevil: "Ah, you found another relic that God put on this glorious planet when he created it around 6000 years ago. Just like all the oil He put in the ground so that we can drive our cars all the way to heaven when the Rapture comes. I don't know for sure, because God works in mysterious ways, but I think He put all these so called fossils on this earth so that we wouldn't have that much traffic on Rapture day. Only us pure Christians get to drive to heaven. God bless you, I will pray for your soul."

GEORGE CARLIN: THERE IS NO GOD


It contains foul language in case you are at work or there are kids in the room. I've had creative writer's block since my April Fool's Day post, but I'm hoping it is temporary, so by posting classics I realize I'm taking the easy way out. Oh yeah, I added a MULTIMEDIA section on my sidebar.

Thanks to God Is For Suckers for the link. If you haven't already, check that site out. It is one of the best, if not best, Atheist site on the net.

Here are some Carlin Quotes:

“Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.”

“The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music”

“If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter”

“If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else”

“I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.”

“Religion is just mind control”

Some more:

We created God in our own image and likeness.

I credit that eight years of grammar school with nourishing me in a direction where I could trust myself and trust my instincts. They gave me the tools to reject my faith. They taught me to question and think for myself and to believe in my instincts to such an extent that I just said, 'This is a wonderful fairy tale they have going here, but it's not for me.

Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll to to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!

Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.

I finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

Ok, I might as well add this clip of George trimming down the 10 Commandments to only 2 Commandments. Again, there is some foul language:

April 4, 2006

PENN AND TELLER: THE BIBLE IS CRAPOLA



HERE IS A PENN AND TELLER VIDEO ON MIRACLES.
Courtesy of Yoism.org.

Warning: Fundies please don't watch this. It will make you very angry, and will magnify your hatred towards Atheists like me, and prove once again that Atheists are sent to this earth by the Devil.
Oh, and it contains foul language as well.

NOTE: A whole slew of Penn and Teller clips are available here. They are very easy to embed onto a blog. Thanks to everyone who linked me.