October 22, 2005

Bible Believers Don't Mind Incestuous Beginning

Going back to that survey that 45% of Americans believe in the bible literally, let me see if I have this straight:

Adam and Eve were created less than 10,000 years ago. They had kids who had kids who had kids until Noah came around. That is when God decided to wipe out everyone but Noah's family.

We do know that incest creates retarded children in many cases. Do Creationists have any problems that God let Adam and Eve's kids have sex and make babies? Was it OK for Adam and Eve's grandchildren to have sex with each other too?
And if it wasn't bad enough then, God started it all over again with Noahs family. Isn't incest a sin?

Now as for the racists who are bible thumpers as well. How do you dudes deal with the fact that if you take the bible literally; Jews, blacks, orientals, Mexicans, etc. all had to start off from Noah's family just like you????

I don't know about anyone else, but I feel a lot more comfortable knowing that many one celled animals were the foundations of life, not Noah or Adam.

October 21, 2005

Another Church Sign


Another Church sign. Thanks to isfullofcrap for the link.

Church Signs: OK they aren't real


Church Sign

October 20, 2005

Belief O Matic Changed Their Quiz a Bit

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
3. Liberal Quakers (86%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (81%)
5. Nontheist (77%)
6. Theravada Buddhism (71%)
7. Neo-Pagan (62%)
8. Bah�'� Faith (52%)
9. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (48%)
10. New Age (46%)
11. Taoism (45%)
12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (43%)
13. Orthodox Quaker (38%)
14. Mahayana Buddhism (38%)
15. Reform Judaism (36%)
16. Jehovah's Witness (34%)
17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (34%)
18. New Thought (31%)
19. Sikhism (27%)
20. Jainism (26%)
21. Scientology (24%)
22. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)
23. Hinduism (15%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (14%)
25. Islam (14%)
26. Orthodox Judaism (14%)
27. Roman Catholic (14%)

http://www.selectsmart.com/PRO/beliefnet/index1.html

I'M STILL AN ATHEIST

Take the quiz:

Atheist
You are Godless! You could care less about religion. As far as you're concerned, if you can't see, touch and kick something, it's not real to you. You're day-to-day activities consist of eating, working, sleeping and the occasional Internet or coffee shop debate. Lastly, if anyone chooses to preach at you otherwise, you will either leave or debate them until they finally shut up.