We just had boring overdue sex. But this time instead of rolling over and going to sleep or asking for my back to be tickled, I went downstairs and nuked her up some cheese nachos. First time in 15 years I ever did anything like that. I rarely cook for the two of us, and I have never made her something to eat after sex. She didn't say she was hungry either. When I came upstairs after "turning on the air conditioner" with nachos and a ginger ale, she was shocked.
Now she is upstairs watching TV and wondering what the hell is going on. Maybe she is thinking she was wrong about me all these years. Maybe she is thinking I'm having an affair. Maybe she'll surprise me and initiate sex in the near future.
Anyways I am glad she doesn't have a clue about this blog. I'm not even sure if she knows I'm an atheist. OK, I'm pretty sure she knows that.
you sound like a great husband. especially the part where you speak about how you usually roll over and ask for something after sex.
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ReplyDeleteDamn, I don't think anyone has ever made me a snack after sex. That should earn you some major brownie points. :)
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