April 14, 2006
One day two clergymen, a priest and a rabbi, are playing a round of golf. On the first hole the rabbi hits the ball into a sand trap. "Shit, I missed!" says the rabbi.
The priest says, "You shouldn't use such language, you'll incite the Lord's wrath."
"Yeah whatever," the rabbi replies. After retrieving his ball the rabbi swings again and hits the ball into the woods. "God damnit, I missed!" he exclaims.
The priest says, "Don't say that, for it is a sin to take the Lord's name in vain."
"Right, sure," says the rabbi. After playing through the rabbi takes one more swing and hits the ball into the pond. "Fuck it, I missed!" he says.
All of a sudden the skies darken with stormclouds. A lightning bolt flashes from the heavens and strikes the priest, electrocuting him instantly.
A big booming voice in the sky rings out, "Shit I missed!"
Thanks to Silentknight who posted this joke in the Raving Atheist Forum.
If anyone has a sinister religious themed joke, feel free to post it as a comment to this post.