June 12, 2006

Suha Arafat Needs My Help

Lately on Gmail I've been getting at least one bank trasfer spam email each day, a couple of closed Visa account emails, and one or two Pay Pal scam emails (I don't even have a Pay Pal account). I don't get these scam emails in my IncrediMail account, although I get stock alert spams, penis enlargement spams, and drug spams there.

This one I just received, in my Gmail account at midnite, made me laugh too hard. I just had to reprint it here:

Mrs. Suha Arafat.
to me
12:12 am
Dear Friend,
I am MRS. SUHA ARAFAT, the wife of late YASSER ARAFAT,the Palestinian leader who died recently in Paris. Since his death and even prior to the announcement, I have been thrown into a state of antagonism, confusion, humiliation, frustration and hopelessness by the present leadership of the Palestinian Liberation Organization and the new Prime Minister. I have even been subjected to physical and psychological torture.

As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment.You view this website:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3965541.stm.You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet on the discovery of some fund in my husband secret bank account and companies and the allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my husband in my name of which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine Government.

In fact the total sum allegedly discovered by the Government so far is in the tune of about $6.5 Billion Dollars. And they are not relenting on their effort to make me poor for life. As you know, the Muslem community has no regards for woman, more importantly when the woman is from a Christian background, hence my desire for a foreign assistance.

I have deposited the sum of Fourty-Three million dollars with a Diplomatic Security firm in Europe whose name is withheld for now until we open proper and full communication.I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your bank account for safe keeping and any Investment opportunity.

This arrangement should be known to you and I alone and all our correspondence should be strictly on email alone because our government has tapped all my lines and are monitoring all my moves.

In view of the above,if you are willing to assist for our mutual benefits, we will have to negotiate on your Percentage share of the $43,000,000.00 that will be kept in your possession for a while and invested in your name for my trust pending when my Daughter,Zahwa,will come off age and take full responsibility of her Family Estate/inheritance.

Please note that this is a golden opportunity that comes once in life time and more so, if you are honest, I am going to entrust more funds in your care as this is one of the legacy we keep for our children.

In case you don't accept please do not let me out to the security and international media as I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith.

Please expedite action. And you can reach me anytime on my private email (suhafamily1960@aim.com)

Yours sincerely,

Mrs.Suha Arafat


  1. R U sure this isn't a really golden opportunity. :-))

  2. Don't hate her, feed hungry Suha.

    P.S.: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Funny - she doesn't mention the countless humanitarian aid dollars her fuckwad hubby funneled to her instead of to the desperate Palestianian refugees.

    Surely that would keep that portly butt covered w/o money from a Canadian Jewish atheist.


  4. The real scam is that you will be required to sleep with her. (She won't tell you that up front).

  5. Don't pay attention to all these skeptics. The Czech is in the Male.

  6. That IS hilarious...
    so are ya going to help her or not?

  7. I'm sure you already know this, but this is a novel variation of a scam known (officially, btw) as the Nigerian Fraud.

    There's one born every minute.

  8. I get about 1 of these a day on gmail.