A 33 second quickie. It will make you at least smile, unless you are an uppity Christian:
"Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie that is his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humanity because a rib-woman was convinced to eat from a magical tree by an infinitely sadistic being disguised as a talking snake with legs."
Well, I'd say that is a pretty accurate summary. ;-)
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