April 12, 2009

Happy Easter and Merry Passover

I still have laryngitis. Two years now. Nothing else seriously wrong with me, except I'm 5'11" and I weigh 212, which is OK for a football player, but I'm not a football player. And most of the extra 25 pounds I can afford to lose is located where it looks like I swallowed a bowling ball. I just wanted to let everyone in on a secret: