Being married for 14 loooooooong years I think I've heard every excuse there is. Let me share many of them:
I have a headache
I have a stomach ache
I think I have the flu
I'm have chest palpitations
My twat hurts
I just had a bath
I didn't have a bath
It's too early
It's too late, you should have asked me earlier
Can't you just rub my back without wanting sex
I don't like you right now
You were mean to me today
I'm too tired
I just woke up
And of course there are excuses that are based on the length of the relationship;
When you know the honeymoon is over:
We just had sex yesterday
After 5 years of marriage:
We just had sex three days ago
After 10 years of marriage:
We just had sex last week
7 comments:
Since you were mean to me today I am not going to comment.
"My twat hurts?" LMAO!
Well, why DOES a back rub have to mean sex?
BTW, if I haven't showered....that is a REASON to have sex in our house.
I guess we just appreciate pheramones.
How about this one?
I don't find you attractive anymore, you're to fat. I prefer porn on the internet over sex with you.
That is the excuse guys give to wives.
How about I can't right now because Leroy the black guy up the street banged the hell outta me while you where at work and I can hardly walk. Where's the heating pad?
That is good one too, but my wife rarely tells me the truth.
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