Being married for 14 loooooooong years I think I've heard every excuse there is. Let me share many of them:
I have a headache
I have a stomach ache
I think I have the flu
I'm have chest palpitations
My twat hurts
I just had a bath
I didn't have a bath
It's too early
It's too late, you should have asked me earlier
Can't you just rub my back without wanting sex
I don't like you right now
You were mean to me today
I'm too tired
I just woke up
And of course there are excuses that are based on the length of the relationship;
When you know the honeymoon is over:
We just had sex yesterday
After 5 years of marriage:
We just had sex three days ago
After 10 years of marriage:
We just had sex last week
"My twat hurts?" LMAO!
ReplyDeleteHow about this one?
ReplyDeleteI don't find you attractive anymore, you're to fat. I prefer porn on the internet over sex with you.
That is the excuse guys give to wives.
ReplyDeleteThat is good one too, but my wife rarely tells me the truth.
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