April 28, 2006

Time To Embarrass Myself

Number one, you only live once.
Number two, this is my blog.
Number three:

And to Paula Abdul, if you happen to hear this audio, don't bother stalking me. I think you are hot and all, but I'm a married man.

Did someone say encore?

Ahhh, to be 14 years younger with most of my hair.

Since one commenter (Simon) told me to never do this again, I decided to add one more here:


  1. Wooooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooo!!!

    **searching for lighter - damn it - I quit smoking - no lighter**



    Oh, wait, let me just hit play again.

    Anyone tell you that you sound like Ernie from Sesame Street?

    I loved it!

  2. Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!


    **Can't toss any panties at ya, so I'll have to take off my shirt**

    **Chanting Purple Rain! Purple Rain!**

  3. LMAO

    How did you do that? I love it! The encore one doesn't show up for me, though. Maybe it's my browser.

  4. Yep, it was my browser. I switched to IE and now it shows up.

  5. You almost have a Mel Torme meets Michael... whateverhisname is... Michael Bublie' (sp?). They'll be using that recording of Fly Me To The Moon for a Foxtrot on the next Dancing With The Stars!

    Actually, I think it's cool that you can carry a tune in a bucket. There are way too many people out there who are REALLY embarassing themselves.

    Very cool.

  6. Please... please never do that ever again.

  7. I got some pretty good comments until Simon came along. Your las name isn't Cowell is it?

    Cat, you can find midi's for almost any song on the internet. I downloaded Audacity, it is free, it is a program that records voice very well, and then can convert it immediately to MP3 format. I also signed up with a hosting site Bolt which lets you upload there and it also gives you an embed code, which incidentally missed the end part of the code, but I noticed it and fixed it.

  8. You have been havin' fun haven't ya. Good for you mate :)

  9. Thanks for the info, Wino! I'm gonna have to check that out. You should do more of those on your blog. Pish-posh, Simon!

  10. I can't tell you how special that was. No, really, I can't.

  11. LMAO! It was far beyond "fricking funny".

  12. Who knew you were such a romantic, Wino? :)

  13. Wait a minute - Simon says never do this again and you give us another. I ask for purple rain and get nothing?!

    Okay - never, never, and I mean never make an attempt at purple rain.

  14. I'm not doing Purple Rain. I don't do songs I don't like. Not even for a chick.

  15. I'd storm out, but I'm topless. Could you kindly return my bra and t-shirt - LOL.