| The Ardent Atheist The results are in, and it appears that you have scored 67%... |
| You are an atheist, pure and simple. You think God is just one big lie, and consider religious people to be both annoying and beneath you. Ardent atheists will argue tooth and claw for their position, and have no truck with people that won't listen. You think being an atheist is the only way to lead an honest life, and see no reason to accept the pleas of faith. Ardent atheists are the backbone of atheism. Be proud. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Atheist Test written by chi_the_cynic on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
I didn't realize I was such a nasty Atheist. Not that it bothers me or anything. I don't think believers who also accept evolution and an ancient earth are "that" beneath me though.
Just a bit of a warning, there are thirty questions, it was sort of fun answering many of them, but they do ask for a valid email at the end of the quiz.
If you really want to just shake your head at stupidity check out the Ray Comfort Atheist Test.
Ray is the guy who hangs with Kirk Cameron, as they continue lying for Jesus.
Check out this video at Crazy World as Kirk and Ray show that the banana is the Atheist's worst nightmare, and "proves" that God exists. I would love to see them prove God exists using an acorn or a coconut.
Here is the video:
I'm not sure what the scoring meant, but I scored 60% and earned the label Pyrrhonian.
ReplyDeleteApparently, I'm an Ardent Atheist, at 79%. I scored higher than 99% on pentagrams (wotthehell is that?).
ReplyDeleteBut I didn't like this quiz. About half the questions, beginning with the first one, had answers that did not apply to me, and didn't include answers that would apply to me. I'd never heard of three of the movies. And I'm not an atheist.
Ah, well -- it's all fun and games, anyway. Good thing it's not a citizenship test!
By th' way -- moderating coments, now?
The moderation hopefully is only temporary. Bernanda has tried to pollute the blog lately with off topic idiocy.
ReplyDeleteI scored 70%. That sort of figures for an apikoros. Not too radical but definitely in the atheist/agnostic camp.
ReplyDeleteLOL! I just watched that video! Aaaaaahhhh...you could wait for years for another straight line like "...perfectly shaped for the human mouth..." And then he starts to open his mouth to show you before he hesitates -- possibly thinking of something else that is also "perfectly shaped for the human mouth" -- but the thought of which he's probably cringeing away from, him bein' a god-fearin' guy an' all that non-Brokeback stuff...
ReplyDeleteI scored a 75%- yay me!
ReplyDeleteWhoa I am officially an atheist asshole
ReplyDelete80% Ardent Atheist and 86% on the pentagrams (whatever the hell that means)
Ugh, just went to Ray Compfort's atheist test.
ReplyDeleteMan that think is so chock full of non-squiturs it's ridiculous.
I am an ardent atheist and scored 61%. I scored higher than 99% on pentagrams? Hmmm...
ReplyDeleteI always thought I am an Agnostic theist. LOL
I checked out Ray Comfort's video...is this guy for real???
Your site's a blast! I love it!!!
The Ardent Atheist
ReplyDeleteThe results are in, and it appears that you have scored 79%...
Hmmmm cool, I gotta take this test :)
ReplyDeleteI scored 68% making me also an ardent atheist. And this... whatever it means >>> (My test tracked 1 variable. You scored higher than 85% on pentagrams)
ReplyDeleteI got:
ReplyDeleteThe Ardent Atheist
The results are in, and it appears that you have scored 80%...
You are an atheist, pure and simple. You think God is just one big lie, and consider religious people to be both annoying and beneath you. Ardent atheists will argue tooth and claw for their position, and have no truck with people that won't listen. You think being an atheist is the only way to lead an honest life, and see no reason to accept the pleas of faith. Ardent atheists are the backbone of atheism. Be proud.
PS - that Ray Comfort guy is hilarious... what a laugh I just had over there...
ReplyDeleteThe Pyrrhonian
ReplyDeleteThe results are in, and it appears that you have scored 47%...
Quietly confident and aloof, the Pyrrhonian recognises that religions exist and that people subscribe to them, but manages to keep well out of it all. Pyrrhonians came to the realisation long ago that all matters of faith are beyond the scope of reason or argument, and thus retains a clear-headed skeptical approach to religion in general. They refuse to place belief in anything for which there is no proof, and regard the majority of theistic claims as irreconcilable. Leading a life of tranquility undisturbed by religious concerns, the position of the Pyrrhonian is enviable, if a little frustrating for others at times.
I sent Ray Comfort an email.
ReplyDeleteAttn Ray:
I find you guys to be absolutely pathetic. Your reasoning is 6th
Grade level. Please stop dumbing down America.
Sincerely
-The Atheist Jew
That was yesterday morning. No response yet.
Shoes, I guess Pyrrhonian really means Agnostic:)
Mind you, everyone is an Agnostic when it comes down to knowing 100% for sure.
Alanita, my current soulmate wouldn't appreciate if I started looking for my next soulmate:)
That Ray Comfort thing was so stupid I couldn't get past the banana issue. I was so lost on what point he was trying to make with the soda can that I think popped a brain cell. I was so astounded by his description of the banana being shaped to fit the human hand that I actually yelled at the computer screen "it's the plant's ADAPTATION!!!!" And then I thought about things like apples and lima beans and alfalfa and whatever granola is made of and cranberries and hamburgers. How would he justify all of these things that humans eat? I eat alfalfa sprouts but they don't mold to the shape of my hand at all. Does this mean they weren't meant for my consumption? ... what does it all mean???
ReplyDeleteI'm embarrassed to be a Christian with morons like that going around attempting to... to... to... what ARE they trying to do?
Ray Comfort apparently is a very nice guy. I heard his interview on the Hellbound Alleee site, where he seemed to accept Alleee's explanation that his banana routine was not correct.
ReplyDeleteBut I believe he is a bible literalist, so he has to continuously make up stuff.