This was the easiest online quiz I ever took

You Should Be a Joke Writer

You're totally hilarious, and you can find the humor in any situation. Whether you're spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life... You usually can keep a crowd laughing, and you have plenty of material. You have the makings of a great comedian - or comedic writer.

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

I just wish they wouldn't use the picture of a chick on top of the description. It is kind of making me feel queazy. Wait, that is just the greasy sausage I just ate. I still don't like the picture though.

Thanks to Cat for the link.

JEWISH JOCKEY WINS $2 MILLION DUBAI GOLDEN SHAHEEN

David Cohen, a 21 year old Jewish American jockey won the 6 furlong sprint race today during Dubai World Cup day, aboard a 4 year old colt named Proud Tower Too. The purse to the winning horse was $1.2 million(US), and the jockey gets 10% of that. A cool $120,000 for just over one minute. Some lawyers don't even make that much.

The race went off at around 7 PM Saturday (Dubai time), which means it happened after the Sabbath ended:)

I often wondered if Dubai had any restrictions on Jewish owners, trainers or jockeys when it came to their big day in horse racing.

It is too bad that Proud Tower Too wasn't named after anything to do with terrorism.
He was named after his full brother Proud Tower, who was winning races prior to 9/11.

My Personal DNA

Attentive Analyst

I scored 96 for masculinity and 14 for feminity, and there wasn't even a question about the amount of hair on my head.

Thanks Fundy Bane, for the link. Bane knows he is going to heaven. There is no doubt in his mind.

HOW DOES A YEC REACT WHEN THEY GET A DOSE OF THE REAL WORLD

I can't help but feel sorry for...oh I mean laugh at....um yeah, laugh at Young Earth Creationist Fundies. There is no way this woman believes in evolution. She won't let her daughters marry an Atheist either. This woman lost it on Trading Spouses on Fox.

Bacon and God: Porn Star Turns Wine Into Money

I just love the idea of porn stars like Savanna Samson, who don't just get on their knees for Jesus.
Was Billy Joel yanking our chain about Catholic girls in Only the Good Die Young?