Two Of The Best Kept Secrets At The Video Store

I love Goodfellas, but I think Once Upon A Time In America was better. Make sure you get the long version. Here is the trailer:


And when it comes to comedy, The Man With Two Brains is Steve Martin at his funniest. Here is a scene (not the funniest by far):

Trust me, the movie is a laugh a minute.

O'Reilly Shows His Hypocrisy Once More

I don't agree with everything this eight year old girl says. Things aren't as black and white as her writer makes it seem. Radical Islam cannot be left alone, regarldless if the majority of those who fight them believe in God as well. But O'Reilly's claim that she is a victim of child abuse is farcical. This is humor. She is learning to be a comic:


Here is O'Reilly's response to the video from his show:


Click this link if you want to see the type of child abuse that escapes O'Reilly's radar. And this really is child abuse. The girl in the first video is simply voicing opinion. Opinion is derived from trying to make sense of what is really happening, and possibly changing things. Even if she is having this opinion re-inforced on her, she will be at least given explanations for what it is that she is ranting about, and she might learn faster than others about politics and war.
The Christ psychotic girl has been spoon fed baseless lies about someone who didn't even exist. And I wonder what would happen to her in her home if she questioned her religion in her household. Now that is child abuse.

ANOTHER VICTORY FOR CANADIAN JIHADISTS

This is why I hate Canadian politics. It is just a joke. You got people worrying about gay marriage. Who gives a crap? Does it change your life if two guys get married? Idiots. Talk about wasting time trying to get religion back into politics when news stories like this are far more important:

Former Terrorist Denied Entry Into Canada

OTTAWA, ONT., Canada, Dec. 6 /CNW/ -- Former terrorist Walid Shoebat has
been refused entry into Canada by Immigration authorities, today. Shoebat is
scheduled to speak at the Simon Weisenthal Center at 7:30 p.m. in Ottawa
tonight and in Montreal tomorrow. He is often invited to speak about his life
as a terrorist and about his transformation from extremist to peacemaker and
activist against terrorism. See: http://shoebat.com
"The refusal by the Canadian authorities to let Walid Shoebat in the
country shows the absurd policies of immigration officials," says Keith
Davies, director of the Walid Shoebat Foundation. "Mr. Shoebat is trying to
educate people about the dangers of terrorism, but is refused entry because he
has admitted to his involvement in terror over 20 years ago. Why should the
Canadian authorities want to silence his important message?"
On September 10, 2006, Shoebat entered Canada without incident when he
was invited to speak on Canadian National TV. He also been to Canada three
times in 2004 and his story has been featured by much of the media in Canada.
See: http://shoebat.com

This is an outrage. Shoebat has been educating the West for 20 years about the evils of Islam. Why the hell is he being denied? The only threat Shoebat offers is a threat to Jihadists. Where is Harper on this one?

Here is Shoebat on video to refresh you memories. Now again, why is Immigration Canada banning him?


Meanwhile, Abdullah friggin Khadr is still allowed in Canada.

What a joke.

YOU ARE A FLUKE OF THE UNIVERSE

I remember listening to this quite a few times on the Dr. Demento Show in the late 70's. It got me questioning the meaning of life and God. It helped turn me into an Agnostic by the time I was 20. Who knows, if Sunday Night Football existed during that time, I may be a theist today:

I find it ironic that it is the religious folk who tend to be on a lifelong quest to answer the question: Why Are We Here?. They keep looking, and/or expect God to answer the question for them when they die. Atheists know the answer. The search is over for us.
Richard Dawkins, answers the question in this video I watched at Beep Beep's site. One of her commenters makes a good point: the quest for purpose in life is a Red Herring. However, I tend to agree that each individual makes their own purpose in life and there is no universal purpose to life. The answer to why we are here, is universal though and 100% scientific.

THE M WORD

When I did amateur stand up, one of my lines was "I masturbate. There, I said it, and I'm relieved...actually I'm not relieved, can you give me a couple of minutes? OK forget it. Masturbation is not all that bad. I get things done. I jerk off at night and I wallpaper in the morning."

Gene lost everything because of pornography and chronic masturbating. 7 years of bible college didn't help him prepare for the frustrations of marriage. This is a touching story (Visually safe):


Bill has been masturbating since 1952, and he blames it on him being a loser. Not his alcoholism or his drug addiction. Yanking turned him into a loser. Another touching story (Visually safe):


Check out what different religions think about masturbation here.

Cat's don't worry about what God thinks about masturbation (Rated R if you are a cat):


Besides relieving stress and lowering blood pressure, moderate masturbation (moderate? Like once a day I guess) also reduces the chances of getting prostate cancer. That is good enough for me.

One of the benefits of being an Atheist is guilt free masturbation and more importantly not worrying about whether God or your dead grandmother is watching you pull it.

If masturbation wasn't beneficial for the survival of our species, the penis would be located between our shoulder blades. Enough said.