Is it any wonder that the world is walking on eggshells with the Arab/Muslim world?
Take the cartoon outrage. The cartoons that caused all the havoc recently were published in an Egyptian newspaper in October, and as reported on the Rantings of a Sankmonkey blog, the Muslim world wasn't upset at all by it.
The Arab/Muslim world seems to just follow their leaders. The leaders who preach that the West is the cause for their plight. And these same leaders live in the lap of luxury as their people live in academic and financial oppression.
Here are some Middle Eastern IQ and literacy rates to look at:
COUNTRY .... LITERACY RATE......AVERAGE IQ
Bahrain................. 85 ................... 83
Egypt ................... 51 ................... 83
Iran ..................... 71 ................... 84
Iraq ..................... 58 ................... 87
Israel ................... 95 ................... 94
Jordan .................. 86 .................. 87
Kuwait .................. 79 .................. 83
Lebanon ................ 83 .................. 86
Oman .................... 64 .................. 83
Qatar .................... 79 .................. 78
Saudi Arabia ........... 71 .................. 83
Syria ..................... 70 .................. 87
Turkey ................... 82 .................. 90
United Arab Emirates . 79 .................. 83
Canada has a 97% literacy rate, the USA has a literacy rate of 99%.
Canada has an IQ average of 97 and the USA has an average of 98. Of course, the countries with the highest percentage of Atheists(Europe for the most part), have the highest IQ averages. But that goes without saying.
February 17, 2006
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February 15, 2006
The Insult Law
Thank Al for bringing this article from The American Spectator to my attention. Jackie Mason is hysterical.
Live From New York
Insult Law
By Jackie Mason & Raoul Felder
Published 2/14/2006 12:08:58 AM
The Muslims have pronounced their verdict. The cartoon man has been found guilty. The real crime is, of course, not being a Muslim. Now that they have established the crime, they have also pronounced the sentence. Even if you never saw or heard of the cartoon, you deserve to be hit with rocks, your car wrecked, and your embassies destroyed because you are an infidel -- and incidentally, there are no appeals. There was even television coverage of a Muslim religious leader screaming in some unintelligible language. However, on the bottom of the screen the translation appeared. This religious leader was shouting that whoever drew the cartoon should have his hands cut off. This hardly seems for us to be a reasonable penalty for somebody taking a piece of paper, picking up a pen, and drawing something.
Could you picture a Jew doing something like this? Ironically, the cartoonists were not even condemning Islam, they were merely creating a satire of a terrorist. They weren't insulting their religion, they were satirizing a fanatic. But, the Muslims have decided that there are no laws, limits, or boundaries that apply to their behavior. They not only have the right to take your life, they now have the right to rob you of your freedom of expression.
Could you picture a Jew killing anybody for such meaningless reasons? If a Jew gets mad he might sneak into your house and steal your lipitor or he would make a deal with your doctor to lie about your cholesterol number, or just when you have fasted a whole day on Yom Kippur when you finally could eat you would find that he snuck into your house and stole all your pastrami sandwiches.
I never saw a Jew going into meaningless fights. That is why you seldom see Jewish football players. A Jew is not going to take a chance in spraining his neck or tearing a ligament in his knee or wrinkling his clothes just because he was fighting with somebody about catching a ball. He would rather go to a store and buy another ball and avoid the whole problem. That is why there are also no Jewish hockey players. Hockey players spend all their time hitting each other in the mouth with sticks. When Jews saw how Gentiles played hockey that is how Jews found out that instead of becoming a hockey player they would become dentists, and that way they decided to let other people play the game while they found a way to make a profit from it.
Jews are never known to get into unnecessary physical battles. That is why people are never afraid of being attacked by a Jew. Did you ever hear anybody say,
Everyday Muslim and European newspapers insult and degrade Jews as animals and rodents, which is not only insulting but, additionally, encourages the hatred of Jews. But did you ever hear any Jewish authority anywhere demanding that we find any of these cartoonists so that we can choke them to death or cut them up. Did you ever hear of an Israeli death squad searching for a cartoonist? If the Jewish people applied the same insult standard requiring a death sentence no Muslim would be safe now, anywhere in the world. Could you picture a Jew deciding that he has the right to kill but you have no right to draw an insulting picture?
Nobody has ever died from a cartoon. If the worst thing the Nazis ever did had been to draw cartoons of death camps instead of putting Jews in them, six million Jews would be alive today. When was the last time any country decided to kill a Muslim anywhere in the world because they felt insulted? But the Muslims have created a new international law called the "insult law." This means they have the right to kill you whenever they please, and you have no right to do anything about it. If a Muslim were walking down a street in Israel with a picture of an insulting cartoon in hand, no Israeli would threaten his life. They would be too busy celebrating the fact that it was a cartoon and not a bomb.
Jackie Mason is a comedian. Raoul Felder is an attorney.
Live From New York
Insult Law
By Jackie Mason & Raoul Felder
Published 2/14/2006 12:08:58 AM
The Muslims have pronounced their verdict. The cartoon man has been found guilty. The real crime is, of course, not being a Muslim. Now that they have established the crime, they have also pronounced the sentence. Even if you never saw or heard of the cartoon, you deserve to be hit with rocks, your car wrecked, and your embassies destroyed because you are an infidel -- and incidentally, there are no appeals. There was even television coverage of a Muslim religious leader screaming in some unintelligible language. However, on the bottom of the screen the translation appeared. This religious leader was shouting that whoever drew the cartoon should have his hands cut off. This hardly seems for us to be a reasonable penalty for somebody taking a piece of paper, picking up a pen, and drawing something.
Could you picture a Jew doing something like this? Ironically, the cartoonists were not even condemning Islam, they were merely creating a satire of a terrorist. They weren't insulting their religion, they were satirizing a fanatic. But, the Muslims have decided that there are no laws, limits, or boundaries that apply to their behavior. They not only have the right to take your life, they now have the right to rob you of your freedom of expression.
Could you picture a Jew killing anybody for such meaningless reasons? If a Jew gets mad he might sneak into your house and steal your lipitor or he would make a deal with your doctor to lie about your cholesterol number, or just when you have fasted a whole day on Yom Kippur when you finally could eat you would find that he snuck into your house and stole all your pastrami sandwiches.
I never saw a Jew going into meaningless fights. That is why you seldom see Jewish football players. A Jew is not going to take a chance in spraining his neck or tearing a ligament in his knee or wrinkling his clothes just because he was fighting with somebody about catching a ball. He would rather go to a store and buy another ball and avoid the whole problem. That is why there are also no Jewish hockey players. Hockey players spend all their time hitting each other in the mouth with sticks. When Jews saw how Gentiles played hockey that is how Jews found out that instead of becoming a hockey player they would become dentists, and that way they decided to let other people play the game while they found a way to make a profit from it.
Jews are never known to get into unnecessary physical battles. That is why people are never afraid of being attacked by a Jew. Did you ever hear anybody say,
"Don't go into that neighborhood it is very dangerous, there are a lot of Jews there?"Jews have for so long been accustomed to being threatened and persecuted all over the world that they could never dream of creating needless violence anywhere because they would be grateful to even find a place where they are allowed to live in peace. Jews could never dream of threatening innocent people with inexcusable violence. Meanwhile the rest of the world is reacting to the Muslims with an amazing cowardice. Instead of a collective fury, we are pleading for forgiveness, and promising not to offend them with any more cartoons. Could anything be more perverted? The same people who are not offended by suicide bombers and terrorist killings, murder, mayhem, and destruction around the world have now decided that a cartoon... "OY VEY IS THIS TERRIBLE!"
Everyday Muslim and European newspapers insult and degrade Jews as animals and rodents, which is not only insulting but, additionally, encourages the hatred of Jews. But did you ever hear any Jewish authority anywhere demanding that we find any of these cartoonists so that we can choke them to death or cut them up. Did you ever hear of an Israeli death squad searching for a cartoonist? If the Jewish people applied the same insult standard requiring a death sentence no Muslim would be safe now, anywhere in the world. Could you picture a Jew deciding that he has the right to kill but you have no right to draw an insulting picture?
Nobody has ever died from a cartoon. If the worst thing the Nazis ever did had been to draw cartoons of death camps instead of putting Jews in them, six million Jews would be alive today. When was the last time any country decided to kill a Muslim anywhere in the world because they felt insulted? But the Muslims have created a new international law called the "insult law." This means they have the right to kill you whenever they please, and you have no right to do anything about it. If a Muslim were walking down a street in Israel with a picture of an insulting cartoon in hand, no Israeli would threaten his life. They would be too busy celebrating the fact that it was a cartoon and not a bomb.
Jackie Mason is a comedian. Raoul Felder is an attorney.
Time to Gizoogle the Qur'an
This is chapter 47 after it has been Gizoogled(translated into Jive).
THE CHAPTER OF MOHAMMED, ALSO CALLED FIGHT
(XLVII. Medinah.)
IN tha name of tha merciful n compassionate God. Those who misbelieve n tizzle fizzle frizzay God�s way, He will makes they works go wrong . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. But those who believe n do rizzay n believe in what is revealed ta Mohammed,-and it is tha trizzay F-R-to-tha-izzom they Lord,-He wizzle cracka fo` them they offences n set right they mind. Thizzay is coz those who misbelieve follow falsehood, n those who believe follow tha truth fizzy they Lord fo all my homies in the pen. Thus does God set fizzorth fo` men they parables.
And when ye meet those who misbelievizzle steppin' off heezees until ye hizzy massacred them, n bind fiznast tha bonds! Thizzay baller a fizzy grizzay (of liberty) or a ransom until tha war S-H-to-tha-izzall have laid dizzle its burdens. That!-but if God pleaze He would conqua them-but (it is) that He may try some of you by tha playa. And those who is slain in God�s cause, they works shall not go wrong; He wizzle guide thiznem n set right they mind; n W-to-tha-izzill makes them enta into Paradise W-H-to-tha-izzich He has told tizzy of. O ye who believe! if ye hizzle Gizzay He will hizzay you, n wizzle makes fizzy yo footsteps fo my bling bling.
But as fo` those who misbelieve-confound tizzy! n He W-to-tha-izzill makes they works go wrizzong.
That is coz they were averse fizzy wizzy God has revealed; but they works shall be void n we out!
Have tizzle not journeyed through tha land n seen how was tha end of those before tizzle? God destroyed them; n fo` tha misbelieva is tha like thereof . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'.
Tizzy is coz God is tha patron of those who believe, n coz tha shot calla have no patron.
Verily, God causes those who believe n do R-to-tha-izzight ta bitch into gardens beneath whizzay riva flow; but those who misbelieve enjoy themselves n eat as tha cattle eat; but tha fizzle is tha resort fo` T-H-to-tha-izzem thats off tha hook yo!
How many a city, stronga than thy city W-H-to-tha-izzich has driven tizzle out, hizzle we destroyed, n there was none ta hizzy thizzay . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T! Is he who rests upon a manifest S-to-tha-izzign from his Lord like hizzy tha evil of whose works is made seemly ta him, n who follow they lusts? The similitude of Paradise W-H-to-tha-izzich is promised ta tha pious,-in it is riva of gangsta witout corruption, n riva of milk, tha taste whereof changes niznot, n riva of wizzy delishizzous ta those who drink; n riva of honey clarified; n there shiznall they have all kinds of fruit n forgivizzles from they Lord . Tru niggaz do niggaz! (Is that) like him who dwells in tha fire fo` aye? n who is given ta drizzink boil'n brotha that shall rend they bowels playa?
Some of thizzem there is who listen ta thee, until whizzay they go fiznorth fizzy thee they say ta those who have been given tha knowledge, �What is this which he sez nizzow?� These is those on whose hearts God has set a stamp n who follow they lusts . Holla!. But those who is guided, He guides tizzy tha more, n gives them tha due of they piety cuz its a G thang.
Do they wait fo` aught but tha Hour, that it should come ta them suddenly? The conditions thereof have come already; hizzle whiznen it has come on them, can they have they poser?
Kizzy tizzy thiznat there is no god but God; n ask pardon fo` thy sin n fo` tha believa, men n bitchez; fo` God knows yo return n yo resort in tha mutha phuckin club!
Those who misbelieve say, �Why has not a surah been revealed?� but whizzay a decisive surah is revealed n pimpin' is mentioned therein, tizzy mayest see those in whose heart is sickness clockin' towards tizzle wit tha look of one cruisin' in death . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. Preferable fo` tizzle were obedience n a reasonable speech! But wizzle tha crazy ass nigga is determined on, then if they believed God it were betta fo` tizzle . Aint no stoppin' this shiit nigga. Would ye perhaps, if ye had turned bizzack, have done evil in tha land n severed tha bonds of kinship?
It is these wizzy God has cursed, n has made tizzy deaf, n has blinded they eyesight! Do they not peruse tha Koran? or is there locks upon they hearts?
Verily, those who tizzay they backs crazy ass nigga tha guidance tizzy has bizzy manifested ta them-Satan induces them,- but (God) lets thiznem go �On fo` a time straight from long beach nigga!
Thiznat is fo` that they say ta those who is averse fizzy what God has revealed, �We wizzle obey you in part of tha affair!� but God knows they secrets . Hollaz to the East Side! How wiznill it be when tha angels takes they souls, sippin' they faces n they backs?
This is coz they follow what brotha God n is averse from His goodwill; n they works is void . Boo-Yaa!.
Do those in whose hearts is sickness reckon tizzle God wizzill not bring they malice forth?
But did we pleaze we would show tizzy thiznem, n tizzle shouldst know tizzle by they cognisizzles . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. But tizzle shalt K-N-to-tha-izzown them by they distort'n they speech, n God knows they works ta help you tap dat ass! But we wizzay try you until we know those among you who fiznight strenuously n tha patient; n we wizzay try tha reports concern'n you cuz its a doggy dog world.
Verily, those who misbelieve n tizzle folks off God�s piznath, n break wit tha Apostle afta tha guidance T-H-to-tha-izzat has been manifested ta them, cannot hizzarm God at all, n they works shizzall be void! O ye who believe cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map! obey Gizzy n obey tha Apostle; n makes not yo works vain.
Verily, those who misbelieve n turn folks off God�s P-to-tha-izzath, n then die misbelieva, God will not pardon tizzy . Nigga get shut up or get wet up.
T-H-to-tha-izzen faint nizzle nor cry fo` peace while ye have tha uppa hand; fo` God is wit you n wizzay not cheat you of yo works! The life of this world is but a play n a sport; but if ye believe n fizzy God, He will give you yo hire fo my bling bling. He does not ask you fo` (izzay yo property; if He wizzy ta ask you fo` it n ta press you, ye would be niggardly, n he would bring yo malice out fo shizzle.
Here is ye called upon ta expend in God�s cause, n among you is some who is niggardly; n he who is niggardly is but niggardly against his own soul: but God is rizzle n ye is poor, n if ye turn yo backs He wizzill substitute cracka thugz in yo stead, T-H-to-tha-izzen they wizzay not be like you if you gots a paper stack.
February 14, 2006
Oh Yeah, It's Valentines Day Today
I almost forgot to make a Valentines Day e-card for my beloved wife. I know what everyone is thinking; I'm such a romantic.
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