I don't expect that this cartoon will cause any of my Christian friends to burn embassies or go on a murder spree. Only because Christians aren't....do I need to finish the sentence?
February 12, 2006
Will This Cartoon Cause a Christian JIHAD?
I don't expect that this cartoon will cause any of my Christian friends to burn embassies or go on a murder spree. Only because Christians aren't....do I need to finish the sentence?
February 11, 2006
The new Pope is moving in the right direction
Watch the edited version of the South Park Bloody Mary video here.
I'm starting to like this Pope. First he examines a statue of Mother Mary on South Park and he winds up declaring: "A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle. Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time"--Pope Benedict XVI.. Now he declares "science no threat to faith." Outside of the fact that he was in the Hitler Yoot and he is against Aids infected Africans wearing condoms, he isn't that bad a guy.
I'm starting to like this Pope. First he examines a statue of Mother Mary on South Park and he winds up declaring: "A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle. Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time"--Pope Benedict XVI.. Now he declares "science no threat to faith." Outside of the fact that he was in the Hitler Yoot and he is against Aids infected Africans wearing condoms, he isn't that bad a guy.
February 10, 2006
Fatwah Against Goofy For Breaking Dishes
I found this interesting essay on racism in cartoons from 2004, where the author complains that Arabs were victims of double standards when it came to censorship. But aside from his complaints which seem ridiculous in light of what is happening now, there are some really nostalgic clips available. Here, Goofy and Donald Duck have a conflict with an Arab mirage. This was back in 1947, the year before Israel became a reality. The thing is, after knowing what we know now, was it really racism? This Bugs and Daffy cartoon is just too funny. Bugs looking for Pizmo Beach winds up in Arabia with a very greedy Daffy and they encounter a dimwitted Arab.
"Hassan chop" makes me laugh more now than it did when I was a kid. Good thing a horny Donald Duck got ripped off watching just one virgin duck dancing for him in this 1941 Disney short. Remember, this is just one and not 72 as promised by those who brainwash teenagers into blowing themselves up. And finally Popeye is called into action in this 1937 flick to confront the thieving Abu Hassan, "who will still your women and children too." The song at the beginning of the cartoon sounds like Abu Asshole. But maybe I am just hearing what I want to hear. This cartoon is longer than the others. Ah, remember the good old days, when Arabs were portrayed as blood thirsty hate mongers and the only oil was in Texas.
"Hassan chop" makes me laugh more now than it did when I was a kid. Good thing a horny Donald Duck got ripped off watching just one virgin duck dancing for him in this 1941 Disney short. Remember, this is just one and not 72 as promised by those who brainwash teenagers into blowing themselves up. And finally Popeye is called into action in this 1937 flick to confront the thieving Abu Hassan, "who will still your women and children too." The song at the beginning of the cartoon sounds like Abu Asshole. But maybe I am just hearing what I want to hear. This cartoon is longer than the others. Ah, remember the good old days, when Arabs were portrayed as blood thirsty hate mongers and the only oil was in Texas.
Scientific Facts Fundies Would Accept (if only they were only true)
Breastfeeding a female baby increases the chances that she becomes a lesbian by 5 times.
Not breastfeeding a male baby increases his chances of being a homosexual by 5 times.
Dinosaur fossils are found to be just weird rocks. And like snowflakes, no two weird rocks are alike.
Stars that you see at night are just an optical illusion like rainbows.
"Soul" found in the prefrontal cortex of the brain. The area of the soul is much larger in Christians than in Muslims or Jews. Atheists and monkeys, and other lower animals are missing this brain feature.
During near death experiences those who believe in God always see a white light. Atheists only see darkness. Muslims and Jews see a flashing yellow light.
Garden of Eden found in Iraq. A tree is found with "God was here 3761 BC" carved in it.
Those who take science in high school live 6 years less on average than those who don't take science.
Not breastfeeding a male baby increases his chances of being a homosexual by 5 times.
Dinosaur fossils are found to be just weird rocks. And like snowflakes, no two weird rocks are alike.
Stars that you see at night are just an optical illusion like rainbows.
"Soul" found in the prefrontal cortex of the brain. The area of the soul is much larger in Christians than in Muslims or Jews. Atheists and monkeys, and other lower animals are missing this brain feature.
During near death experiences those who believe in God always see a white light. Atheists only see darkness. Muslims and Jews see a flashing yellow light.
Garden of Eden found in Iraq. A tree is found with "God was here 3761 BC" carved in it.
Those who take science in high school live 6 years less on average than those who don't take science.
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