July 31, 2006

I Thought South Park Was Too Hard On Mel Gibson

Until his recent arrest that is. Looks like they nailed his personality pretty good in this video from a show from last year:

Is this a new cultural phenomenon: Life imitating cartoons?

According to reports, Gibson said to his arresting officer, "F***ing Jews. The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." He then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?"
I'll bet he is against Israel's actions in the middle east too. Just a hunch.

Are the Lebanese Insane or Just Really Stupid?

Yes it is sad that children died yesterday in Qana. It is horrible when any unwilling participants are victims.

But what gets to me is the fact that the Lebanese are uniting over their common enemy, Israel. This is completely ridiculous. If they were showing any form of thought, they would see their enemy is not Israel but radical Islam, and in this case Hezbollah.

These people are praising Hezbollah as defenders.

Hezbollah is purposely putting children in harms way by firing missiles from civilian areas. This is not what a human being would do. Who puts children in the line of fire? Only assmonkey Arab terrorists do. They aren't even shooting military targets from civilians zones, not that that would be acceptable, but they are targeting Israeli civilians. And they get actually get praised for their actions, because the people in the Arab culture are too damn stupid to get it, or is the culture just that insane?

In the West, a good analogy is a police chase where the criminal speeds through a residential area putting many at risk, and winds up killing an innocent person or two. Sure, there is an investigation to see if the officer could have done things differently, but we know who is to blame for the deaths, and it isn't the police. We know who we have disdain for, and it isn't the police. And in this example, I would bet that the criminal in most cases didn't go through a residential area thinking he was putting residents in danger. The Hezbollah subhuman animal knows exactly what he is doing.

Another thing I find troubling about Lebanon is that as soon as this conflict started, the civilians were only heard pleading to Israel, the USA, the UN and the rest of West to put a stop to it. I don't remember seeing anyone pleading with Hezbollah to put a stop to it. It is like they understand the vermin that has infested their counntry.

The Lebanese are not completely innocent here either. They watched Hezbollah increase their arms position in the South over the last two years especially, and said nothing. They did next to nothing, when they were supposed to be disarming Hezbollah.

It is this compacency that is all too common in the Muslim world amongst the "moderates." Yes, I know Lebanon has lots of Christians, but they too have been guilty of complacency. When growing up in Muslim culture, you go with the flow, I guess.

The main thing is that the Lebanese have united behind Hezbollah. This gives me no hope when it comes to the Arab/Muslim world. They seem to need somone on the outside to hate, someone on the outside to blame. They are either insane or way too stupid to become tolerant and peaceful.

July 28, 2006


Al Jazeera: The only unbiased newspaper in the world.

Anti-semite: 1. Someone who hates Arabs. 2. Not Mel Gibson.

Appeasement: A chance to show the world that Muslims are good guys and mean no harm.

Arab Land: Every inch of land in the middle east, including part of Africa and probably Spain.

Arab victory: 1. Whenever a suicide bomb successfully goes off; 9/11. 2. Whenever an Arab civilian, used as a human shield, is killed by the IDF. 3. Turning a gesture of peace by Israel into a better opportunity to drive Jews into the sea (see land withdrawal). 4. A war where Israel causes hundreds of millions of damage but leaves at least one terrorist standing.

Cease fire: An opportunity for Arabs to replenish weapons.

Civilian: Any Arab killed by the IDF.

Colonialism: The migration of a non Muslim to the middle east; also, a Jew who moves from a Muslim majority state in the middle east to Israel. Note: Muslims can move in large numbers to anywhere in the West. This is known as the MUSLIM LAW OF NON RECIPROCITY.

Comprehensive Solution: It has to be decided which Jews get to live and which Jews get to be Dhimmis, on an individual basis, once Israel becomes Arab land.

Defending their country: Shooting missiles from civilian zones at civilians.

Disproportionate response: Anything a Jew does to strike out at a terrorist.

Ethnic Cleansing or Genocide: 1. The phenomenon that explains the policy that Arab migration to Israel is frowned upon because Israelis don't like getting blown up in pizzerias or while standing in line at discos. 2. Anytime a terrorist is killed.

Expansionism: The justification Muslims use for terrorist acts against a country that withdraws from land for peace.

Freedom fighter: An Arab terrorist, brainwashed to hate by an intolerant culture of hate.

Green Line: The border that Jews must retreat to even though it wasn't good enough for the Arabs prior to 1967, the Arabs will magically accept this and live in peace even though their elected representatives state it will not be good enough.

Good Jew or Real Jew: A Jew who thinks Israel has no right to exist.

Holocaust: 1. Any war started by Arabs in which more than 10 Arabs were killed. 2. Something Jews are supposed to forget about. 3. Something that never happened, yet Jews have manipulated the "theft" of "Arab land" by conning the world into believing it did happen.

Human Shield: The reason that Jews are not allowed to try to eliminate terrorists.

Islamophobe: Anyone who objects to getting blown up on their way to work, at work or during leisure activities.

Israeli Aggression: Any attempt by Jews to prevent or stop a terrorist act by an Arab(s).

Jew: White colonialist from Europe who came to Palestine to steal Arab land from the real Semites, the Arabs. Also known as a fake Jew.

Jihad: Meaningless Zionist propaganda term, which tries to paint the true spiritual struggle by the Religion of Peace as a bad thing.

Journalist: Anyone who writes anything as long it is Pro-Arab, Pro-Islam, Pro-Muslim or Pro-Jihad.

Just or Lasting Peace: Lots and lots of dead Jews and no Israel.

Land Grab: Anything Israel does to defend itself.

Land Withdrawal: A perfect opportunity to fire missiles into Israel from a closer proximity.

Legitimate Resistance: 1. Resistance of acknowledging Israel's right to exist. Used mainly to give as an excuse for Islamic terrorism, especially against civilians, and especially to justify suicide bombings. It is actually the Arab's resistance in using their brain. 2. Killing any Jew.

Martyr: Usually a teenager who is brainwashed to blow up in front of innocent Jews by older Arabs who are hiding miles away next to a bunch of Palestinian children.

Massacre: When Israel responds to a terrorist attack and kills around 3 Palestinians and the Palestinians wind up reporting over 40 deaths.

Militant: Code word for Arab terrorist, often used by AP and Al Reuters.

Military target: Any Israeli or Jew.

My Tax Dollars: The $6.34 that comes out of the total taxes an American pays each year, that goes to Israel so that they are forced to keep the Palestinian Arabs alive. Because without US aid, Israel would be forced to be more frugal in their way of dealing with Palestinian terrorism.

Muslim land: Any land on this planet that lies between any two Muslims on this planet in every direction.

Negotiations: Talks where Israel is supposed to make all the concessions.

Neocon: 1. Code word for Jew 2. Code word for Zionist. 3. Anyone in the Bush administration because Aipac got Bush elected.

962 Gazillion billion trillion dollars: The amount of aid the US gives Israel every year.

Occupied territories: The West Bank even though it is really disputed territory that Jordan didn't want anymore and is therefore now up for negotiations. Not to be confused with "Occupied Palestine," which just means all of Israel.

Oppression: It is Israel's fault that low IQ hate filled blood lusting Muslims turned into low IQ hate filled blood lusting Muslims.

Palestinian: Archetype "victims" no matter how many teenagers they murder in bars and fast food outlets. Never responsible for anything they do – or done in their name - because of "root causes" or "legitimate grievances".

Palestinian Aid: Money that could be used for food, clothing, medicine, and education, but serves the Arabs better if used for suicide bomb belts.

Palestinian struggle: 1. For 58 years they have struggled to make one right decision, and still haven't. 2. Arab whining, because in over 58 years and 5 wars they have always got their asses kicked while trying to throw the Jews into the sea.

Palicaust: The phenomenon that explains how just over 1 million Palestinians in 1948 have today turned into 3 million Palestinians in the West Bank and Gaza alone, and another 3-5 million more in the rest of the world.

Peace Process: This has been ongoing for 58 years and has always been screwed up by the Israelis who refuse to be driven into the sea.

Propagandist(s): 1. An individual(s) who finds fault with anything Arabs or Muslims do. 2. Anyone who thinks Israel has the right to exist.

Regime: Civilized democracy.

Right of Return: The Trojan Horse parked outside the gates of Israel that Israelis won't wheel inside. If granted, the Arabs will have a chance to show that they are not the same Arabs who left in 1948 because they didn't want to live in a Jewish majority state.

Right to Exist: Israel has a right to exist only if it is an Arab state.

Stolen Land: 1. Any land in the middle east that has a Jew on it. 2. Land in Israel that was either bought legally by a Jew or land that was never owned before a Jew took it over.

Terror: Anything a Jew does to defend himself.

Terrorist: 1. A Muslim driven to do an inhumane act, because of Jews, of course. 2. Any Zionist.

UN Resolutions: International laws, carved in stone, that Israel always ignores.

Zionazi: A Jew that supports Israel's right to exist and defend herself.

Zionist: 1. A Jew that supports Israel's right to exist and defend herself. Also true of non Jews who support the same. 2. Anyone who isn't sufficiently suffused with pure hatred towards Israel and Jews.

Victor Davis Hanson just wrote something similar to my piece. But he is a professional.

July 27, 2006


I was just alerted by a reader that the Globe and Mail has a poll currently going. Scroll down and look on the near right to vote. The question is:

Has your opinion of Prime Minister Harper changed because of the adamant pro-Israel position he has taken in the current Mideast crisis?

* Yes, for the better
* Yes, for the worse
* No, it's still the same

The results so far are here.

Arabs in North America are starting to sicken me. I saw footage of the Dearborn rally. These "Americans" interviewed supported Hezbollah, and stated that Hezbollah is not a terrorist organization. Hezbollah and Hamas are famous for chanting "Death to Americans." Kick out the fifth column, and if they weren't born in America or Canada, throw them in jail. It may sound irrational, but I'm fed up with them and their supporters: the Moonbats (the terrorist enablers).

I saw Walid Shoebat on TV last night. He is a former PLO terrorist and makes no apologies for Islam, he tells it like it is. He states that the Arab/Muslim culture is one of death and hate. The frightening part is that he says Islamists are taught to hate the West, the Jews, civilization, humanity, etc. right here in North America.
It starts in the Mosques.

Between the Moonbats and the Arabs, I admit it, I'm turning into a genocidal maniac. I don't like it, but I feel I'm left with no choice.

Letting the "Americans and Canadians" back in from Lebanon was a huge mistake. And hunanity will pay for it down the road. Many of these people are scum who support Hezbollah and Hamas.

Please vote. I don't want the Arabists/terrorists/moonbats to have anything to beat their pathetic chests for.

July 25, 2006


This imbecile Steve at Digitally Deranged has finally snapped.

Please feel free to go his blog and check out his post "How Israel Creates Its Enemies and Cultivates Militant Islam" And don't be shy to leave comments. If I didn't know he was serious, I would have thought it was from the Onion. Note the word "Militant" to describe terrorists. He might get a job at Al-Reuters, or AP (Arab Press) if he keeps it up.

Lets see, he starts by talking about how he hates Al Qaeda, Hamas and Hezbollah but say says "I place the blame for the creation of these entities on the nation-states which occupied, destabilized, and impoverished the societies in which these ‘movements’ where created."

"Israel bears most of the blame for the creation and expansion of militant Islam. Not content with occupying Arab lands and leaving the Palestinians their consolation prize, the West Bank, militant Israeli’s began settling in the last refuge of Palestinians."
Arab lands? What about all those wars that the Arabs started? I don't think he would make it as a history teacher. OK, maybe he could head up the history department at Berkeley or Dearborn U.

He is upset that Israel didn't view suicide bombers as a sign that the Palestinians just wanted a peaceful existence next to Israel. It seems that he thinks that Israel was just a bunch of bad mindreaders and child psychologists.

Ah, he is worried about the long term affect this will have on the assmonkeys. It will create more hatred.

My guess is every day Israel exists, war or no war, assmonkeys are taught to hate Israel regardless.

It is time for Israel to finish them off. Pulling out didn't work. Hezbollah spent the last six years stockpiling arms while Lebanese "innocents" just watched them and didn't complain.

In fact, has anyone heard the Lebanese plead to Hezbollah to release the soldiers and stop being babies.

Please go to the site, and read the entire article and then leave a comment. Thanks.

Best line by a commenter so far(by commenter named Hmmm): "You are treating Muslims like they are sub-human molested children incapable of demonstrating any responsibility. You excuse any violence as “resistance” against the occupiers without even a mentioning what led to the occupations in the first place.+

July 24, 2006

Bacon and God: The End Is Near

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Hey, before you complain. This cartoon didn't cost you a penny to view. Keep that in mind.

Amazingly over 65% of Americans literally believe that Jesus will return and the majority of those people believe in some form of Armageddon. A large number believe the Rapture will happen in their lifetime, and there are quite a few people thinking the current middle east conflicts, started in Iraq, and carrying through into Israel is a sign that Jesus is coming back in 7 years. I saw that on Paul Zahn tonite.

Jerry Falwell is licking his chops, anticipating the death of 2 billion people.

Now I'm not too sure about the rules. They seem different, depending on who you ask.

I was talking to my Fundy friends, and they said that Jews have a last chance to accept Jesus. I'm not sure if that is after Jesus comes back, because that wouldn't really be fair, or much of a decision, or up to the point that Jesus returns. That would definitely make it more fun. I'm sure that the Christian God wouldn't want all those Jews who saw Jesus return and then decided to accept him to be in heaven for all eternity. I don't think the Christians get to choose after the fact, so why should the Jews.

Here is another thing I'd like to pose to the 7 year doomsayers: What if Iran is nuked within a year(probably sooner), and lets say 2 billion people die, but then 7 years goes by, and no Jesus.....will you throw away your stupid book of myths and start accepting evolution and an ancient earth?

July 23, 2006

Just Added A Few More Blogs To My Blogroll

Blogs on my blogroll have to meet one of a few requirements. Most have to deal with reality(which of course, could include Atheism) and/or the War on Terror(which of course, is reality). I also will blogroll anyone who blogrolls me. Yes even if a religious Moonbat blogrolls me, I will blogroll them. That is just the way I am. Do you hear that Kos?

I happened to stumble upon Strong As An Ox And Nearly As Smart a day or two ago and found this gem:

I almost feel sorry for the Muslim who phoned in..............almost.

The Last Amazon found me. I checked out the blog. Good current stuff about Israel.

Everyone who reads my blog and has even a remote interest in the middle east should read the following posts at Professor Kurgman's Beautiful Mind:
Conflict in the Middle East: A History is hysterical. Conflict in the Middle East: Solutions is extremely funny as well (who said sequels have to suck?)

The good Professor left a link in my comments for an article that literally made me laugh so hard I had tears streaming down my cheeks.

I can't argue with this short piece from Girl On The Right.

Dr. Sanity lives up to her name. All you need to do is check out his last 4 or 5 posts to find out.

In the world of Atheists, the notorious Choobus, a legend from the Raving Atheist forums, has just started a blog. I expect it to be vile, degrading, and a laugh a minute.......OK, I just checked his last post. Parental warning alert bigtime.

Just one more thing I'd like to add. I'm not a spelling Nazi, but I do find that many of my ThEIst blog pals who rightfully place me on their blogroll, wind up spelling AthEIst wrong.

July 21, 2006


I admit it. I like the concept of the Church of Reality: if it is real, we believe it. It all sounds good. I didn't like the idea of calling it a church, but that is just a minor peeve. My major peeve is that the founder has revealed himself to be a complete Moonbat, and he has started making his own rules up that have nothing to do with reality.

I have been on the C of R email list for some time now. Never taking anything serious.
But that changed a few days ago. Let Marc's own word's bury him here:

On 7/16/06, Marc Perkel wrote:
Dear Church of Reality Members,

I'm considering issuing and edict condemning the Israeli
unprovoked war
with Lebanon. If there's a reason what I shouldn't I'd like to hear it.
But what I'm seeing is just plain wrong - big time!
Feedback Appreciated,
Marc Perkel
First One
Church of Reality

Here is how I responded:
Unprovoked? What is Israel supposed to do? Lebanon was
supposed to
disband Hezbollah after the withdrawal of Lebanon a few years back.
You are way out to lunch here.
I ask you, if you were Israel what would you do?

His response (notice no answer to my question):
Lebanon isn'r able to control Hezbollah. Especially with Israel
attacking it.

My reply:
Lebanon has condoned Hezbollah. Israel is trying their best to attack
Hezbollah, not civilians. Granted, Lebanon is weak, if it sincerely wants to rid itself of Hezbollah, obviously they can't or won't do
it....therefore, someone else(Israel) must.

His response:
Israel attacked Lebanon - not Hezbollah. They attacked the airports and
power plants and cutting off roard and bombing bridges.

My reply:
Hezbollah is like Al Qaeda.. except they are Lebanons unofficial
army. the airport, power plant and bridge bombings are to prevent more missiles and weaponry coming into Lebanon.
Lebanon isn't stopping Hezbollah from getting Iranian missiles.

His reply:
What makes you think Lebanon can? Why does a democract need to be bombed back to the stone age in order to serve Israel?

My reply:
Where has Lebanon tried to stop it. I'm going to ask you a simple
question. What would you do if you were Israel?

Finally a stupid assmonkey answer to my question:
If I were Israel I would be the beacon of peace and sanity. I would
figure out whatever it takes to make people not want to hate jews and
create peace. Attacking Lebanon is just going to make more people hate Israel and will cost them in the long run.

Oh man, this made me shake my head and laugh at him. The guy needs a straight jacket.

But I replied: That is not an answer. Israel pulled out of two places and both
places are attacking them.
Don't wimp out here. I'm looking for a real answer. Arabs hate Jews
already. It has to do with Arab intolerance.
The only way Arabs won't hate Jews anymore is if Jews commit suicide.

The Western support for Israel has been unreal this time around. I'm
surprised that you are still looking at the conflict from only one
perspective. Lefties tend to side with the underdog. For some
reason, you think the Arabs are underdogs.

His reply: There are more that two sides here. Lebanon is an innocent third party.
You don't go to war over a kidnapping. That's insane.

I still didn't give up: It isn't about just the kidnapping. From Gaza, bombs are being lobbed
into Israel daily. The kidnapping there is just the tip of the

The Hezbollah attack was well planned, in Israel territory and
soldiers died. It was an act of war.
If Mexico had terrorists wanting Texas back, and the Mexican
government didn't get rid of them, and these terrorists kidnapped
Americans, lobbed bombs in Texas from Mexico, and sent the odd suicide
bomber into Austin, Houston and Dallas and blew up school children,
what would the USA do?

His reply:
But Israel started the rocket attacks and they were against the country
of Lebanon bombing the entire nation back to the stone age.

My reply: Israel was attacking the cancer within Lebanon. Again, I ask you,
what would you do if you were Israel? How do you negotiate with
Hamas/Hezbollah mentality?, those who do not recognize Israel's right
to exist, and their main goal is to literally rid the middle east of
Again, you failed to understand my analogy with Mexico and the USA. or
you chose to ignore it.

War is war, innocent people will die. Israel just wants to live,
Arabs want them to die.

Finally to prove his insanity he issued this press release. (At least he took out "unproved war," out of it:

Marc Perkel - founder of the Church of Reality has today issued and
edict condemning the Israeli invasion. "Israel has gone insane." say
Marc Perkel who was raised Jewish and now stand is shock at what he is
witnessing in Lebanon. "This invasion is absolutely unjustified - it is
wrong. Israel destroyed the sovereign nation of Lebanon, a newly formed
western style democracy who would be the kind of nation that would have
been Israel's friend. Israel destroyed their roads, their airports,
their ports, their power plants, and indiscriminately bombing civilian
cities killing hundreds of innocent people far from the southern border.
Lebanon is not Hezbollah and Hezbollah is not Lebanon. Israel is
destroying the wrong enemy. Israel is destroying its own standing in the
world community"

"This is unproductive in that by launching an unjust war Israel has
empowered its enemies showing that Israelis are terrorists too. Israel
can not win the peace by mass slaughtering innocent people and
destroying a neighboring nation in an unprovoked attack. Israel has
given Islamic terrorists a new tool for recruiting assassins to kill not
only Israelis, but citizens from the rest of the civilized world. Israel
has put world peace at risk and this attack is an attack against
civilization itself."

The Church of Reality asserts that Israel is not above international law
and it should have gone to the United Nations first to get a consensus
of the world community and acted along with other nations in a
coordinated and well thought our response. "To start a war over the
kidnapping of two people is just plain wrong. You don't kill hundreds to
save two. That's crazy!"

Details of the Church of Reality's position can be found here.

My response:
Marc, you've lost it. You gave no solution for what Israel should do
and more importantly, you do not formally denounce Hezbollah's
actions, in fact, you sympathize with the terrorists who started this.
I have taken myself off your list and removed you from my recommended
site list on my blog. I hope other members follow my lead here, if
they haven't already. You are clearly denying reality by condemning

Yours truly

The Atheist Jew

Just in case anyone has doubts about his idiocy, his final reply:
Fine - I don't need zionists in the CoR.

Why is it that those who blame Israel can only state what Israel shouldn't do, but can't come up with any answer to what they should do, outside of committing suicide that is?

I do have a great response now, not that it would have mattered with this dummy, when it comes to Hezbollah not being Lebanon: If that is true, than the IDF isn't Israel. So this crisis has nothing to do with Lebanon or Israel. They are off the hook. It is strictly between Hezbollah and the IDF.

Marc is definitely only seeing one side here. It is pathetic. Here is his latest blog post:

What if Israelis Kill Americans?

Letter to the Editor

What if Israelis start killing Americans? It could easily happen because Americans are also pinned down by Israel's discriminate attacks. If Israelis kill Americans then who's side are we supposed to be on? I can't accept that Israeli lives are more important than American lives or the rights of Israelis are superior to ours. If Americans in Lebanon are killed by Israelis then Americans have the right to defend themselves.

I have a good response for this one. What if Hezbollah kills an American in Israel?

July 20, 2006

Why Did Bush Veto Embryonic Stem Cell Bill

Why Veto, why?

"Va fanculo, I spell my name with an I not an E. You are just trying to break my balls."

Anyways, I'll tell you why Bush said no to embryonic stem cells: It is because he is a Fundy. And every Fundy knows that Jesus is returning any day now. So why spend good money on scientific research that will benefit mankind more than 20 years plus from now? It just doesn't make sense. Better off spending money on worthwhile causes like Churches and Bibles. And by golly spread the word. And keep your car full of gas, cause you never know where you are gonna be when Jesus gives the good word, and you need at least 3 quarters of a tank to make to heaven.

Do frozen embryos get to go to heaven on Rapture day? I wonder what the Good Book says about that.

Don't forget to watch this video. It is guaranteed to make you think. It is from 1941, so I'm sure a few of the people in it died without enjoying the Rapture in real time. But it is gonna happen soon. 45% of Americans can't be wrong.

Hat Tip: Hellbound Alleee

July 19, 2006


Read this post at Combs Spouts Off. It makes perfect sense. It demolishes the terror apologist Moonbats new argument. Thank you Combs for the new sidebar addition.

As far as helping dual citizen Lebanese escape Lebanon and bring them over to Canada and the USA, if this is true, I'm not into it at all.

July 18, 2006


The folllowing two scumbag's analysis of the Middle East crisis are so uneducated, rhetorical and just full of lies and half truths, that I won't bother refuting them in this post. I just want to show these Moonbats off so that my readership can just see how retarded these imbeciles are.

First enemy to mankind is Washington Post columnist/POS Richard Cohen. Thanks to Chris At Home:
"The greatest mistake Israel could make at the moment is to forget that Israel itself is a mistake. It is an honest mistake, a well-intentioned mistake, a mistake for which no one is culpable, but the idea of creating a nation of European Jews in an area of Arab Muslims (and some Christians) has produced a century of warfare and terrorism of the sort we are seeing now. Israel fights Hezbollah in the north and Hamas in the south, but its most formidable enemy is history itself."

Richard, go screw yourself you braindead Dhimmiwitted ignoramous. I hope you wind up as a dishwasher thanks to this "column."

The second piece of human feces is another Robert McClelland, a Canadian cockroach.
He has demonized Israel over the last week at Myblawg.com (blawwwwwg...how cute). Titles of his Jihadist supporting, West hating posts have been Israel/Lebanon Edition, Israel Invades Lebanon, The Failed State of Israel, Israel Murders Canadians, and More Israeli Terrorism.

I'm not going to quote this vile piece of dog dung. He has a bunch of maggots who are regular commenters there as well. He is an NDP supporter. He is nothing but an impotent little twerp who whines away to a very small audience. He wrote "#@$# the Jews" on a building last year. Why is he even breathing?

Below, Robert McClelland (top) and Richard Cohen (below) hang out together:

One well known (to this blog) dhimmiwit has not written a word during this whole crisis. I wonder what Steve is going to write about next at his site: Digitally Deranged.

Israel Matzav totally schools the first Cockroach Cohen.

July 17, 2006

Bacon and God: The Mideast Crisis

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Why did Hezbollah attack Israel, why did they start this? They are just doing what radical Islamists do naturally. Israel pulled out of that territory years ago, and Lebanon still haven't followed UN resolutions to disband Hezbollah. In other words, like everywhere in the world, the majority of Muslims stand in silence, while radical Islam has it's way.

Anyone who supports Hezbollah should become extinct. And the sooner the better. Those who don't support Israel please answer the question: If you were Israel, what would you do?

July 15, 2006

What is the Solution for Israel Right Now?

As I stated previously, Israel cannot do prisoner swaps as this will only lead to more kidnapping. This goes for Hamas and Hizbollah.

Outside of Hizbollah handing back the soldiers and signing a peace treaty (something that is about as likely as me winning the lottery tonight), Israel now has to forget about outside opinion. I haven't seen outside opinion as being too loving towards Israel anyways. This is about survival. Not just through 2006 but to at least 2036
(I hope deep down that radical Islam is defeated by around then).

My solution isn't pretty because I don't think the Arab nations understand anything but death and destruction. We can see now that Iran isn't building nukes for deterrant reasons.....they will have no problem launching them at Israel for any reason they see fit.

First, Israel should continue crippling Hizbollah in Lebanon, until no more rockets are fired. But more likely, Syria will enter the war. Beautiful. Israel should cripple Syria. Then hopefully Iran will officially enter the picture. This will give Israel the green light to blow up everything they need to blow up in Iran, and while they are at of course, they need to blow up Ahmadinejad, into tiny little pieces.

I know this solution won't sit well with many so if anyone has a better solution (please, no need to tell me what Israel shouldn't do if it isn't accompanied with a valid long term solution as well), lets hear it.

Here are a couple of solutions I found while surfing. Sandmonkey thinks the IDF has done the wrong thing, and Yael K offers a less messier (than mine) solution.

Sad but true from the Dry Bones Blog.

One possible short term solution is the forced returned bodies dead or alive(I think they are dead by now) of the Israeli soldiers, with no prisoner swap in return, only a peace treaty. This will just be another bandaid solution. Oh did I forget about how to deal with Hamas and those who voted for them? One dilemma at a time.

I think this war is inevitable though, and unfortunately necessary. Israel needs to do the West's bidding and try to rid terrorists in 3 regions over the next few weeks, maybe months.

July 13, 2006

This Guy Isn't Helping Stamp Out Radicalism In Canadian Muslim Youth

"I can't believe how stupid people are. I refused to acknowledge Palestinian suicide bombings against Zionists on buses are terrorist acts, and I still got elected."

I checked out Ontario Blogs a few days ago and ran across this piece at Cherniak on Politics. I'm very non-Partisan as far as Canadian Politics goes, however, I hate the scum sucking communist NDP, and the Liberals are the reason we have terrorist cells here. The the Progressive Conservatives are the lesser of 3 evils.
Cherniak, in typical Liberal kiss ass and ostrich fashion, refuses to put elected Liberal MP Omar Alghabra in his proper and deserving place. Instead he buys Alghabra's lip service. Even when presented with facts that contradict the MP from Mississauga-Erindale.

On the surface, Alghabra seems very sincere in his efforts to stop radicalism amongst the Islamic Canadian Youth. After the arrests of 17 Muslims on terrorist charges (many who resided in his riding, by the way), Alghabra said "We need to make sure those people who are bent on radical ideologies don't recruit and seduce our youth."

That is all great Omar, but what exactly is a radical ideology? Lets see what you said after a Beersheba bus bombing in 2004 when the Canadian press inserted the word "terrorist" into an Al Reuters story in place of the word "militant" to describe a suicide bomber:

"CanWest, one of the largest media conglomerates in Canada, is failing its responsibility towards all Canadians, not just Arabs and Muslims," he said. "The media has moral and ethical obligations to report the facts when it comes to news reporting, not the opinions of their editors."

If Alghabra thinks statements like this harbor radicalism he must be an imbecile. Maybe he is. Before the Palestinian elections he said "I don’t believe Hamas wants elimination of Israel."

Alghabra emailed Cherniak when Cherniak asked him about his stance on terrorism, here is what he wrote:
"I have and never had any hesitation in condemning suicide bombers that target civilians, no ifs or buts. I have written a piece in the Montreal Gazette and Ottawa Citizen that was published last year before I ran for office and after the July bombing in London that condemns all form of terrorism."

Can't find those pieces with those words Omar. But I did find this when you had a chance to condemn Palestinian terrorism:

Alghabra, former head of the Canadian Arab Federation, told the Jewish Tribune that he has “always spoken out against extremism and violence against civilians.” But when asked whether he would specifically denounce suicide bombers, he would not comment, claiming that he was being “trapped.”

Either Alghabra is completely dishonest, or very stupid, or perhaps a combination. He shouldn't be considered a voice against Islamic radicalization in Canada until he grows up or gets real.

If he is a liar, maybe he did say his victory was a victory for Islam.

Hypocrite Alghabra also stated: "Canada's foundation is built on multiculturalism, the aboriginals, the anglophone and francophone cultures, the three major cultures. They are the starting foundation of our country. The francophones and the anglophones were the first immigrants and then we welcomed other immigrants. This country has been strengthened and built on the diversity of the people and their culture. So, if we start dismissing multiculturalism, we're really undermining the essence of Canada,"

Too bad, like other hypocritical Westernized Arabs, he doesn't use the same standards when he dodges the fact that diversity and immigration Arab intolerance is what fueled the beginning of the Israeli-Arab conflict.

I still don't get how Canadians could elect a terrorist(Hamas) supporter. Maybe he was too well funded by a certain large oil nation. Maybe some of the leftover funding got into Sid Ryan's pocket too when CUPE recently boycott Israel. Isn't speculation wonderful?

July 12, 2006

Saudis Still Teaching Hate In School

See the video here(Note you may need to view this on Internet Explorer only)

Here are part of the findings from an investigation by MSNBC:

Nina Shea's group — the Center for Religious Freedom — examined textbooks used during the past school year, and found the following teachings, which were verified by NBC News:

* Jews and Christians are "enemies" of Muslims.
* Every religion other than Islam is "false."
* "The hour [of Judgment] will not come until the Muslims fight the Jews and kill them."

"It's taught that Christians and Jews are the enemy of the Muslim," says Shea. "And that the Muslim must wage jihad in order to spread the faith in battle against the infidel."

What's more, an eighth grade text equates Jews with "apes" and Christian infidels with "swine." A tenth grade text teaches that the life of a Muslim is worth twice that of a non-Muslim.

"This is the ideological foundation for building tomorrows' terrorists," says Shea.

And it's not just textbooks. In Canada, moderate Muslims like Tarek Fatah charge that militant literature provided by the Saudis is radicalizing some young Muslims, like the 17 men arrested there last month for planning bombings in Canada.

"I see Saudi influence," says Fatah, the communications director of the Muslim Canadian Congress.

Fatah says a version of the Quran sent to Canada from Saudi Arabia in his possession includes added language encouraging jihad.

"The Quran does not ask people to conduct war against non-Muslims, but that's what the Saudis are distributing," says Fatah.

In one example, the word "Jews" is added to the translation, identifying "people" who have "strayed from God's laws."

Tarek Fatah is exactly what the Muslim world needs more of. He has no problem criticizing radical Islam. Recently he joined the Hindu Council and Jewish Congress to demand British Imam Shaykh Riyadh ul Haq not be allowed to enter Canada.

Of course, the Palestinian fooled him when they elected Hamas. He thought that the Palestinian people weren't voting for them because of their terrorist platform. I'll bet he feels stupid now. Check this poll out:

Palestinian Arabs are the biggest assmonkeys on this planet. No one comes close.

77% support the kidnap of Gilad Shalit
67% want more kidnappings of soldiers
80% oppose releasing Shalit to avoid a ground incursion into Gaza
60% support further Kassam rocket attacks against "targets"
Hamas would still win an election if held today, but barely.

July 11, 2006

Putting Things In Perspective


Oh the futility of it all. Man needs to feel special, so man created God. And religion was created, not just one, because "God" works in mysterious ways. He decided to make his word very vague because God likes to watch man passionately kill each other and beat each other to death over the different interpretations. Man created God to be one sick individual.

About the Galaxy Song, it is from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life(1983). The scientific "facts" in the song are very accurate but there are some errors like (from Wikipedia) '"the Sun is 'the source of all our power'." In fact, geothermal power, tidal power, nuclear power and light from other stars do not stem from the Sun.'

A study of the song's scientific accuracy can be found here and here.

Most numbers cited in the song are very good approximations. Much better than the bible's Pi.

Here is the original version of the song from the movie:

July 8, 2006


Since Eye on the World copied on my posts recently, I figure we'll be even after this one. At least I'm giving him credit right away. But this is an article that needs to be out there. It needs to read by as many people as possible:

July 7, 2006 (The New York Sun)

Dear Brethren, the War With Israel Is Over

As Israel enters the third week of an incursion into the same Gaza Strip it voluntarily evacuated a few months ago, a sense of reality among Arabs is spreading through commentary by Arab pundits, letters to the editor, and political talk shows on Arabic-language TV networks.The new views are stunning both in their maturity and in their realism. The best way I can think of to convey them is in the form of a letter to the Palestinian Arabs from their Arab friends:

Dear Palestinian Arab brethren:

The war with Israel is over.

You have lost. Surrender and negotiate to secure a future for your children.

We, your Arab brothers, may say until we are blue in the face that we stand by you, but the wise among you and most of us know that we are moving on, away from the tired old idea of the Palestinian Arab cause and the "eternal struggle" with Israel.

Dear friends, you and your leaders have wasted three generations trying to fight for Palestine, but the truth is the Palestine you could have had in 1948 is much bigger than the one you could have had in 1967, which in turn is much bigger than what you may have to settle for now or in another 10 years. Struggle means less land and more misery and utter loneliness.

At the moment, brothers, you would be lucky to secure a semblance of a state in that Gaza Strip into which you have all crowded, and a small part of the West Bank of the Jordan. It isn't going to get better. Time is running out even for this much land, so here are some facts, figures, and sound advice, friends.

You hold keys, which you drag out for television interviews, to houses that do not exist or are inhabited by Israelis who have no intention of leaving Jaffa, Haifa, Tel Aviv, or West Jerusalem. You shoot old guns at modern Israeli tanks and American-made fighter jets, doing virtually no harm to Israel while bringing the wrath of its mighty army down upon you. You fire ridiculously inept Kassam rockets that cause little destruction and delude yourselves into thinking this is a war of liberation. Your government, your social institutions, your schools, and your economy are all in ruins.

Your young people are growing up illiterate, ill, and bent on rites of death and suicide, while you, in effect, are living on the kindness of foreigners, including America and the United Nations. Every day your officials must beg for your daily bread, dependent on relief trucks that carry food and medicine into the Gaza Strip and the West Bank, while your criminal Muslim fundamentalist Hamas government continues to fan the flames of a war it can neither fight nor hope to win.

In other words, brothers, you are down, out, and alone in a burnt-out landscape that is shrinking by the day.

What kind of struggle is this? Is it worth waging at all? More important, what kind of miserable future does it portend for your children, the fourth or fifth generation of the Arab world's have-nots?

We, your Arab brothers, have moved on.

Those of us who have oil money are busy accumulating wealth and building housing, luxury developments, state-of-the-art universities and schools, and new highways and byways. Those of us who share borders with Israel, such as Egypt and Jordan, have signed a peace treaty with it and are not going to war for you any time soon. Those of us who are far away, in places like North Africa and Iraq, frankly could not care less about what happens to you.

Only Syria continues to feed your fantasies that someday it will join you in liberating Palestine, even though a huge chunk of its territory, the entire Golan Heights, was taken by Israel in 1967 and annexed. The Syrians, my friends, will gladly fight down to the last Palestinian Arab.

Before you got stuck with this Hamas crowd, another cheating, conniving, leader of yours,Yasser Arafat, sold you a rotten bill of goods — more pain, greater corruption, and millions stolen by his relatives — while your children played in the sewers of Gaza.

The war is over. Why not let a new future begin?

Unfortunately the Palestinians will not listen.

As far as the kidnapped soldier goes, I believe he is gone. It doesn't fit in with the radical Islam we know for a deadline to go by and a head not to be chopped off.
I hope I'm wrong, but today's failure to come up with the soldier in order to stop the Gaza shellings pretty much speaks for itself.

Looks like Gaza will have a new nickname soon: THE PARKING LOT STATE.

July 7, 2006

Dearborn and Israel

Anyone who reads this blog has to know that I like to think, I try to think, and many times my thoughts even make sense. I know I'm no Albert Einstein, but I aint no Ann Coulter either.
Lately, I've been doing more thinking about my argument dealing with land, Israel, and changes in demographics. Something then struck me as I saw a blurb about Michigan having loads and loads of Arabs. I started doing my maniacal internet searches on this topic and found that Dearborn, Michigan is now considered the Arab capital of the United States.
Dearborn? The birthplace of alleged Jew hater Henry Ford has a population of around 100,000 people. 40% are Arabs. Surely, Dearborn didn't have a 40% population of Arabs when Henry was born. Of course not.

Lets see what Americancity.org states about the Arab populstion history in Dearborn:

'Dearborn was founded as the first overnight stop on the stagecoach route linking Detroit to Chicago. Its streets are named for the German Catholics who have since given way to Polish and Italian Americans, whom Arab immigrants and their descendants, in turn, are replacing. Southfield Freeway separates the city’s Western and Eastern worlds, roughly demarcating three neighborhoods: Southend is now mostly populated by Yemenis; East Dearborn is a bustling Lebanese community of Arab restaurants, bakeries, and halal butchers; and West Dearborn’s residential streets remain populated by Italian and Polish ethnics.

The Muslim presence in metropolitan Detroit dates to the last decade of the 19th century, when men from the Lebanese Biqa Valley, working as peddlers and traders, followed a larger number of Lebanese Christian emigrees to the U.S. When Henry Ford began to offer generous five-dollar daily wages for workers at his Highland Park assembly line in 1913, Detroit became the predominant destination for Lebanese immigrants. Immigration accelerated when Lebanon’s economy fell apart in the wake of the Ottoman Empire’s collapse at the end of World War I. The restrictive National Origins Act of 1924 reduced Lebanese immigration to a trickle, but over the next twenty years, wives and dependent children, whom the Act still allowed to immigrate, gradually reunited with their husbands and fathers. In 1927, Ford shifted operations to the Rouge River plant in his native Dearborn, and a Muslim neighborhood soon followed.

By the close of World War II, the Dearborn population numbered about 200 families. Most subsequent immigrants–Palestinian, Lebanese, and Iraqi–arrived in Dearborn as political refugees, with only Yemenis coming to Dearborn in this period primarily for economic opportunity. Collectively, the communities in Dearborn represent the second largest concentration of both Arabs and Muslims outside the Middle East, behind only Paris.'

Dearborn almost had an Arab mayor, if it wasn't for bad timing. 9/11 happened the same day as the Dearborn mayoral primary. Well, don't worry. Next time Arabs/Muslims will probably be the majority, and a terrorist attack won't stand in the way.

Isn't it special that Arabs/Muslims can set up in an American region and nobody accuses them (nor should they) of stealing land, like Jews were accused of doing in Palestine prior to the Partition.

Isn't it special that demographics can change over time in a Western city, and nobody is looking to push the Arabs/Muslims into Lake Michigan?

Where is the Western outrage? How come Dearborn isn't thinking about building a fence around it to protect itself from terrorists?

Why would it seem hysterical if the German Catholics, who built the city of Dearborn, demanded "their" land back?

Addition: For some reason, some readers aren't getting this post. So let me try to explain it a little better. Jews went to Palestine for a better life, just like the Arabs did when they migrated from Arabia to Dearborn. Many Jews came to escape anti-semitism, many came for religious reasons, many came because they didn't have many other options, and many came to escape Dhimmitudism, just like the Arabs of Dearborn did.
Palestine was relatively empty prior to Israel's birth. In the late 1800's, 500,000 people lived on land that now comfortably hold over 6 million. Nobody had to leave, nobody had their land stolen.
For those of you weak on history, at the time of the partition, Arabs owned 20% of the land and Jews owned 8%, the rest unowned. Palestine was governed by Britain. The land partitioned off to be the Jewish state had 550,00 Jews and 450,000 Arabs. It was a Jewish majority in 1947 that came about the same way that Dearborn went for 0% Muslims to 40% today. Except, the United States exists now and isn't up for negotiations, so Dearborn can never be an Arab state, unless in the future, the US decides to allow them to have a separate state (Not impossible).

Get it yet?

Here is a taste of Dearborn:

July 6, 2006


1. There is no God.

2. Jesus most probably did not exist.

3. The story of Noah's Ark is ridiculous.

4. The Exodus story is just a story.

5. The earth and the universe are ancient.

6, Evolution happens.

7. Land is either owned and/or governed. There is no such thing as Jewish land, Palestinian land, Caucasian land, Christian land, Arab land, Muslim, etc.

8. Israel needs to exist as a Jewish majority state until anti-semitism disappears from the earth.

9. Young Earth Creationists are willfully ignorant.

10. Islam must reform or become extinct.

11. When we die, that is it.

12. All religions were originally made up by either delusional individuals and/or con artist out to control large amounts of people.

13. Mohammed existed, but he was an illiterate pedophile and murderer.

14. Mormonism and Scientology are recent examples of how the Jesus myth started and eventually became a popular hoax.

15. Until a fetus can survive on it's own, taking modern technology into account, the choice to abort is entirely up to the host female.

16. The war in Iraq is actually making the other middle eastern nations more civil and Westernizing their belief systems, slowly but surely. It is a good start.

17. Gay marriages shouldn't even be debated. It is sad that certain individuals and groups in our society today has a problem with it.

18. Man has to fight his natural urges to stay monogamous. I have no idea why I am fighting so hard.

19. Child rapists/murderers should be beaten to death with baseball bats.

20. Anyone who believes the Rapture will happen with 50 years shouldn't be allowed in politics.

***I reserve the right to add to this list.

July 4, 2006

Acidman, A Blogger Who Made A Nice Post About My Blog Is Dead

I just found this out yesterday while going through my blogroll and checking out his blog Gut Rumbles. I was under the impression he wasn't all that well, but didn't really know what was wrong with him. I wasn't a frequent visitor to his blog. His last couple of posts, and the comments there were disturbing. 54 is way too early a time to leave.

Acidman, made my day when he posted this in February:

February 08, 2006
Look what I found!

Is Bugs Bunny Jewish, or just a run-of-the-mill infidel? I never realized how much Yosimite Sam resembles a red-bearded Muslim mullah when dressed in desert robes. Or that Jake Plummer resembles Jesus Christ. Does that reference to "smothering gerbils" mean what I think it does?

The guy ain't worth a shit at prognosticating football games, but you've gotta like ANYBODY who calls himself the bacon-eating athiest jew, even if he does live in Canada. He's got a pretty good blog.

But I really wanted to link him just so that I'll appear in the search if anybody ever Googles "Bacon-Eating Athiest Jew."

Posted by Acidman @ 02:41 PM

Acidman was one of the first bloggers to give me major recognition. I will always appreciate it. Rest in peace.

July 3, 2006

Hamas has 2 choices, Israel has no choice

I'm afraid to say that the kidnapped soldier's only chance to live relies on a "miracle" rescue by the IDF, which is highly unlikely because it is doubtful that they know where the soldier is being kept, or a "miraculous" about face by the Palestinians, especially Hamas, which is extremely unlikely.

Israel cannot under any circumstances make a deal for the soldier. It obviously would be a green light to the Palestinians to keep on kidnapping. Israel has no choice but to take the offensive. By the way, check out some of the female prisoners that Hamas want released at Elder of Ziyon's blog.

Hamas has two choices.

1) Let the soldier go. This would show the world that the Palestinians are finally getting it, and it would actually be a step towards peace. It would also represent the idea that Hamas is putting the welfare of the Palestinian citizens ahead of their murderous goals.


2) Kill the soldier, and watch Gaza turn into the world's biggest parking lot. Israel will have no choice but to turn Gaza into rubble if the soldier is murdered.
Every Hamas member will be a walking target.

Hamas made a very big mistake this time, they will either sign their own death warrant or completely change their direction. The latter again is highly unlikely, as Palestinians have never shown any capability of thinking one move ahead, or any sign of intellectual maturity in the past.

And if you have any doubts about my predictions here, check out my former predictions about the Gaza withdrawal and the Hamas election results.

Hat tip Memoirs of Gouda, for the cartoon.

July 2, 2006


I ran across this hilarious post when doing an internet search, so I have decided to link it and also copy and paste here, since many people don't click links. Check out the site, Ex-Christian.net. You really don't need to be an Ex-Christian to get pissed off at many of the items on this list.

Top 130 (plus or minus) ways to irritate an ex-Christian

* 1. Ask them why they are bitter against God.
* 2. Tell them that they might as well go out and kill people if there's no God.
* 3. Ask them to pray with you.
* 4. Invite their children to go to church with you.
* 5. Insist that there is a God and show them in the Bible where it says so.
* 6. Hide Chick tracts in clever places around their office.
* 7. Tell them that the Universe is too complex to "Just Exist" and must have been created by a God who "Just Exists"
* 8. Make up statistics to help prove Christianity.
* 9. End a discussion with "Well, you're smarter than me, but I know I'm right."
* 10. Tell them that you feel they're persecuting you.
* 11. Bring up arguments making no sense whatsoever, and criticize their response saying "You're not making sense"
* 12. Use multiple variations of Pascal's Wager and then wonder why the atheist is strangling you.
* 13. Post inane arguments and then never follow up the thread.
* 14. Use the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics to disprove evolution.
* 15. Say that separation of church and state isn't part of our constitution.
* 16. Consider Dr. Hovind as a legitimate source of information.
* 17. Tell them that they "know in their heart" that God exists.
* 18. Say that we all know things by faith.
* 19. After losing a logical argument, saying "I pity you".
* 20 Accuse them of willfully ignoring the "obvious truth".
* 21 Inform them that Kent Hovind offers $250,000 (which may or may not exist) to anyone who can "prove" (meaning prove to the complete exclusion of all other possibilities) evolution (meaning a natural, acausal origin of the entire universe) in front of a neutral (hand-picked by Hovind himself) panel of experts (Duane Gish, Ken Ham, Henry Morris, ksc and 6days).
* 22 Call Kent Hovind "Dr" Hovind.
* 22. Use bad math to back up your claims. ("You made that point before, and furthermore you already used #22!" "No I didn't, learn to think out of your closed evo box!")
* 23. Drink the last beer in the fridge.
* 24. Buy natural light to replace the beer you drank. 12a (Corollary). Say, "You know, if I'm right, I go to heaven, but if I'm wrong I've lost nothing" as though you just thought it up.
* 25. Witness for Jesus and completely ignore everything your competition says. 15a. Insist that the Constitution was based on the ten commandments and therefore America is a "Xian country." (What?!)
* 26. Well, I refuted all your evilutionist arguments and tried to save you, but I cannot waste any more time here - you are beyond saving, so I am leaving.
* 27) "Evolutionists are meanies!"
* 28) I don't care what you say or prove, I still have my faith
* 29) That may be what the verse says, but that's not what it means.
* 30) Argue that bible stories are not myths.... they're parables. And every word is true!
* 31) Lead off by saying, "I'm not a physicist so I have little experience in the field, but the big bang theory just doesn't sound right because..."
* 32) Lead off by explaining, "I'm not a geologist like you, but if I were searching for evidence of a great flood..." after already saying they knew nothing of geology.
* 33) Overwhelm competition with knowledge of science, give many examples, "And because of entropy you have to press the nozzle on a spray can. The nozzle is the entropy."
* 34) Use alot of Latin!
* 35) Explain how the KJV Bible is THE bible, ignoring questions as to what saved people used before 1611.
* 36) Explain how King James wrote the King James Bible.
* 37) Explain how Moses wrote the Books of Moses.
* 38) Explain how just because there is no proof doesn't mean it didn't happen. You can't believe we have all knowledge, can you? So you have to admit it is possible we haven't found the evidence yet, but it does exist.
* 39) Physics can only tell us what happened to 10^-43 seconds after the big bang. So that is clearly E Pluribus Unum and God does exist a priori cum laude.
* 40) Blame absolutely everything wrong in society on the theory of evolution. Even things which predate 1859, like slavery.
* 41) Repeat something as if that makes it true.
* 42) Repeat something as if that makes it true.
* 42) Repeat something as if that makes it true.
* 43. Argue that atheists acknowledge the death of Christ every time they write the date "AD," which of course stands for "After Death."
* 43a.) Argue that the inclusion of AD in the Declaration of Independence proves that this is a Christian nation. (Pat Robertson actually did this)
* 44) You're not really an atheist. You really aren't 100% positive God doesn't exist, so you're really only an agnostic. Admit it. Of course, as a theist, I am 100% sure God exists.
* 45) The Bible is meant to be taken literally! Except that verse you showed me.
* 46) God works in mysterious ways
* 47) We're too small to comprehend God's reasoning
* 48) Be careful not to think of God as he 'should be'
* 48."The fact of you talking about him, or denying his existence proves you wrong." Yes, of course, the mermaids, dragons, and unicorns live in an island far, far away...
* 49."I'll take you to church this weekend." Like you go all the time.
* 50. Claim that something exists (the sea, Mount Everest, dog crap, anything) and then say "therefore god exists."
* 51. Say that a plane crashed killing 300 passengers and crew, but a little girl survived with only third degree burns. Then argue that this miracle proved the existence of a loving and merciful God.
* 52) insist that since there is so much archaeological digging going on in the holy land Jesus must have existed
* 53) say "the Shroud of Turin and the Ark are real, I saw a special on Fox"
* 54) "How DARE you question the morality of God" (after being shown a verse supporting genocide)
* 55) Tell your atheistic, backsliding children, "I raised you to be smarter than that." Along the lines of #s 46 thru 48: "Ours is not to question..."
* 56) Punch them in the face - real REAL hard.
* 57) The bible is scientific. I have already proved this.
* 58. Faith is the only logical answer.
* 59) "We all fall short of God's grace"
* 60) Saying that your Bible quotes are evidence but their quotes are "out of context", no matter what they say.
* 61) When they point out that the quotes are in correct context, say you need to be a Christian to understand the true meaning of the Bible.
* 62) Tell them that they must study the bible for many years to reject Christianity, but when they point out you that you haven't studied the holy book of the (insert religion here) religion but have rejected the (insert same religion here) anyway, say you have faith and faith is all you need.
* 63)tell them that you know god is real because you feel him watching you and that how can you say god is not real if you cant see the air? Then go on to say faith is all you need, and since you don't have faith, you'll go to hell, and my proof of this is the faith I have that you will. Run in circles with these answers until the atheist is completely exhausted, and then tell them that they will come to know god, that they *really* all ready know him, and in the meanwhile (?) , you'll pray for them. And as you leave, throw a god bless your soul over your shoulder...
* 64) sigh, shake your head slowly and say, "I just know that one day you'll need Jesus, and he'll be there for you"
* 65) talk about how you used to be a miserable, sinning, drug-abusing, alcoholic, sex-addicted, spouse-beating criminal, until you found Gawd; because you could not have seen the light without hea-im, amen!
* 66. Have your user name as Eternal "why can't you believe it? I can!!!"
* 67) Knock on their door at 9.00am on Sunday Morning and offer them a free Book of Mormon.
* 68) Tell them that God loves them, even though they don't love themselves.
* 69) (appropriately) Tell them sex is for reproduction purposes only.
* 70) When all else fails, tell them for the gazillionth time about JC's plan about salvation, ignoring everything else,
* 71) When all else fails, resort to refusing to debate. "I don't need to see the table in front of me to know it exists."
* 72) Name a bunch of good, smart Christian people as evidence, but when they name a bunch of good, smart atheist people in rebuttal, call them stupid.
* 73) Tell them that there's a lot of evidence for God, and then refer them to www.chick.com and www.drdino.com.
* 74. There is hard science in the bible just now being discovered, so God must exist.
* 75: Attribute everything from four-legged insects on conflicting genealogies of Jesus to mistranslation and then pull up a mistranslation as evidence that Jesus was predicted by the OT (Isaiah (sp?) I believe said that Israel would be delivered or something in the time that it took for a young woman's child to grow up only to have the "young woman" mistranslated to "virgin")
* 76: When shown that the Bible says that Pi = 3 say that the Hebrews didn't know anything about science so its not their fault, but when shown the beginning on Genesis...
* 84. Smile smugly and say, "There are no atheists in foxholes."
* 85. Smile smugly and quote Psalm 14:1 "The fool says in his heart, 'There is no God.' They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good."
* 86. Give them the very special gift of their very own "paraphrased" modern bible
* 85a. ...and then tell him you think highly of him, and want to be his friend.
* 87. Look at Dave's formatted theology page as a collection of successful proofs of God's existence. http://members.xoom.com/silentdave/theology.html
* 88. Use Bayes' Theorem to prove God exists, and refuse to admit that the probabilities you're using assume the existence of God.
* 88) Confuse and equate religious faith with scientific faith (i.e., "scientists have faith that there are multiple universes") and then claim "we are in the same boat, metaphysically."
* 89) Claim that archeology is proof that the Bible is "true."
* 90) Use logic incorrectly and misconstrue the terms in order to prove why logic does not work.
* 91) Claim that logic is the atheist's god.
* 92) Claim that atheism is a "belief" just like theism, rather than the lack of a belief.
* 93) Use the phrase, "most scholars agree" to support your ludicrous contentions
* 94) Use nothing but circuitous reasoning.
* 95) Claim it is the atheist who uses circuitous reasoning
* 96) State that circuitous reasoning is legitimate due to circuitous reasoning being legitimate.
* 97) (variation on above) Ask for proof that the Bible is not a work of non-fiction and then claim that because there is no proof that the Bible is not non-fiction, it is therefore non-fiction.
* 98) Use, "Hate the sin, not the sinner" as a blanket response to the notion that Christianity is at fault, not necessarily the individual Christian.
* 99) State that Christianity has done a lot of "good" along with the "bad" (aka, mass murder).
* 100) When asked to explain the Trinity, compare it to something simple, like "water" and then misunderstand that you have incorrectly labeled the constructs of your own analogy so that the explanation becomes even more convoluted than the original concept, then dismiss the whole thing with, "you've just got to have faith."
* 101. On hearing someone is an atheist, jump back reflexively, to avoid singeing when lightning strikes! (True story)
* 102. End all your posts with John 3:16.
* 101a) When someone admits that he's an atheist, give him a look as if he were a diseased leper who just spit in your eye.
* 98a) [for the outrageously daring irritator only] What the heck - the Bible never says to separate the sin and sinner - so "Don't call me I'll call you - and keep your perverted-sexual-activity body away from *mine* thank you very much!!!" (TRUE at least in part)
* 107. Claim that although God chooses who is going to heaven and humans have *nothing to do with it*, at the same time each person who is going to hell goes there because he/she sinned.
* 108. Claim that the only reason atheists accuse God of being unloving is that they don't know Him.
* 109. Claim that whatever an atheist says is not worthy of consideration because the Bible says atheists can't discern what's true anyway.
* 110. Offer inane apologetics books thinking they are actually going to do something other than convince the atheists Christians are even more stupid than they hoped...
* 111. Patiently explain that the 42 children that were torn to bits by two she-bears were not really children, but the ancient equivalent of a bikie gang.
* 112. When asked if they would sacrifice their own child for God respond with "yes, but God would never ask me to do that.
* 113. Carefully explain that Lot's daughters were never in danger of gang rape, and that Lot knew this all along.
* 114. Most carefully explain that while all of the Bible is inerrant, Revelation does not literally mean what it says.
* 115) If you truly seek God, you will find Him.
* 116) God answers all prayers. Sometimes the answer is no.
* 117) Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven.
* 119. Say that the atheist cannot love anyone. That is why he cannot believe in a loving God.
* 120: Offer to drive, then insist on listening to "Christian Talk Radio"
* 121) State that you must go to the original intent of the authors in order to figure out what they really meant
* 124) Vehemently claim that the theory of evolution is incompatible with theism, then turn around and blame the theory for promoting atheism.
* 125) Resolutely refuse to give up, claiming that whatever sin they throw at you, you sinned worse and look at you now!!! As Christian as the day is long!!! So there's hope for them yet!
* 126) Claim that Darwin recanted the entire theory of evolution and became a Christian on his deathbed.
* 127) Claim that "Einstein was a Christian"
* 128) Tell your reprobate son that he will "come around" like his sister did.. when she got confirmed simply to be able to get married in a big church.
* 129) Say that you know God exists. It is up to the unbelievers to prove God doesn't exist.
* 130) Say that evolution is not proven. Therefore the scriptures are correct.
* 131) Ask what you DO believe in, if you don't believe in God.
* 131b) then insist that non-belief is also a world view, therefore there is no such thing as an atheist or ex-Christian & xtianity is true

Additions by commenters:
113 a (corollary) Also explain that any time someone in the Bible did something bad/evil/cruel they were a)"only human", b) acted on by God so that "his glory" would come through, c)"being used by god", or d) (my favorite) they "repented" of it later.
132) Insist that they can't possibly have fallen away from the christian faith, because "once a christian, always a christian". Therefore, there is no escape.
133) Tell them deep down God's holy spirit still resides in them. Your conscious will bother you for eternity as you know deep down you are in the wrong.
134) Give them emotional blackmail, telling them how upset you are because they are so lonely now so many are leaving the church. If you don't come back, you are contributing to their misery in this current life. And they still want to be your friend. You used to be an even better friend when you are a christian. They miss your conversations about God.
135) Remind you yet again (just in case you forgot) that you will burn in Hell forever.
136) Say that one can not define Metaphysical constructs like Being/Soul logically using Physical knowledge... And then say that God and Satan are two Fundamentally different Metaphysical Substances...
137) Tell someone they are going to let their child decide on being Baptised, because the Child seems to know what's best for them... Parental hands off approach... to include no educational responsibility...
138) State that religions are bad but people are good, however... good people only go to religious buildings...
136a) The audacity to ever use the Devil made me do it excuse... without being able to define either Metaphysical Substance... Maybe God made them do it...
136b) Look in the Bible where it says God is both Good and Evil, "Of Same Substance", and Continue to Say God and Satan are two different Metaphysical Beings...
136c) Know that Paul snatched the Jewish OT to preach with, knowing the Jews were Monists who believed in only One Metaphysical Substance which is at the core of ALL Metaphysical constructs to include God and Satan, and still blame events in the world on Satan...
139) Actually say that without the KJV bible, Morality just can not be attained by modern society... disregarding the obviously immoral civilizations that predate the bible by thousands of years...
140) Have the sheer ineptitude to claim someone isn't a Christian, but then not know how to Define... Christian or Christianity...

Note: I've given up on getting any honest response to my last post. Seems that those who think that evolution is crap, don't want to really reveal why they sincerely have a problem with it. Also, I realize that the number of anti-evolutionists who read my blog might be quite low, but I did leave feelers out on the net........still no real response...........how predictable.

Check out the media at Yoism on the War on Christianity. Some Christians might say I'm a General. But the idea that there is a war is farcical as the videos show.

July 1, 2006

If You Don't Believe In Evolution, I Want Your Input

This post is inspired by the shutdown that Jewish Atheist wrote about at a religious blog that was discussing ID. That inspired a well thought out post by Ben Avuyah. Hellbound Alleee has questions specifically for Christians too, she is getting some response at least. Hopefully I can get some sincere response too.

Anti-evolutionists, try to be honest, you really don't have much of a background in science, right? You don't do too much research at sites like Talk Origins, correct? So I can only conclude that you don't believe in evolution because you don't want to believe in evolution. Why is that? Is there a certain bible passage or bible passages that claim that evolution could not have happened, is this why you don't buy into evolution? Is it because you want man to have special status? Is it something your parents taught you? Do you really think your Preacher or Rabbi knows more about science than actual scientists? If you are going to answer, please don't pretend that you don't believe in evolution because of your understanding of science. That would be dishonest. Face it, you use apologist sources like Answers in Genesis to give you support, not real understanding, and if that source turned around and stated evolution is fact, you would find another source.

I'm not expecting to get much response here because as seen in the past here and on other blogs, those who don't believe in evolution seem to stay away from these types of discussions. Pharyngula, recently asked for real questions from those who applauded Coulters stance against evolution, and all of a sudden, the Coulter loving trolls disappeared from his site.