February 15, 2006

Time to Gizoogle the Qur'an

This is chapter 47 after it has been Gizoogled(translated into Jive).


THE CHAPTER OF MOHAMMED, ALSO CALLED FIGHT
(XLVII. Medinah.)


IN tha name of tha merciful n compassionate God. Those who misbelieve n tizzle fizzle frizzay God�s way, He will makes they works go wrong . You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. But those who believe n do rizzay n believe in what is revealed ta Mohammed,-and it is tha trizzay F-R-to-tha-izzom they Lord,-He wizzle cracka fo` them they offences n set right they mind. Thizzay is coz those who misbelieve follow falsehood, n those who believe follow tha truth fizzy they Lord fo all my homies in the pen. Thus does God set fizzorth fo` men they parables.


And when ye meet those who misbelievizzle steppin' off heezees until ye hizzy massacred them, n bind fiznast tha bonds! Thizzay baller a fizzy grizzay (of liberty) or a ransom until tha war S-H-to-tha-izzall have laid dizzle its burdens. That!-but if God pleaze He would conqua them-but (it is) that He may try some of you by tha playa. And those who is slain in God�s cause, they works shall not go wrong; He wizzle guide thiznem n set right they mind; n W-to-tha-izzill makes them enta into Paradise W-H-to-tha-izzich He has told tizzy of. O ye who believe! if ye hizzle Gizzay He will hizzay you, n wizzle makes fizzy yo footsteps fo my bling bling.


But as fo` those who misbelieve-confound tizzy! n He W-to-tha-izzill makes they works go wrizzong.
That is coz they were averse fizzy wizzy God has revealed; but they works shall be void n we out!
Have tizzle not journeyed through tha land n seen how was tha end of those before tizzle? God destroyed them; n fo` tha misbelieva is tha like thereof . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'.
Tizzy is coz God is tha patron of those who believe, n coz tha shot calla have no patron.
Verily, God causes those who believe n do R-to-tha-izzight ta bitch into gardens beneath whizzay riva flow; but those who misbelieve enjoy themselves n eat as tha cattle eat; but tha fizzle is tha resort fo` T-H-to-tha-izzem thats off tha hook yo!


How many a city, stronga than thy city W-H-to-tha-izzich has driven tizzle out, hizzle we destroyed, n there was none ta hizzy thizzay . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T! Is he who rests upon a manifest S-to-tha-izzign from his Lord like hizzy tha evil of whose works is made seemly ta him, n who follow they lusts? The similitude of Paradise W-H-to-tha-izzich is promised ta tha pious,-in it is riva of gangsta witout corruption, n riva of milk, tha taste whereof changes niznot, n riva of wizzy delishizzous ta those who drink; n riva of honey clarified; n there shiznall they have all kinds of fruit n forgivizzles from they Lord . Tru niggaz do niggaz! (Is that) like him who dwells in tha fire fo` aye? n who is given ta drizzink boil'n brotha that shall rend they bowels playa?


Some of thizzem there is who listen ta thee, until whizzay they go fiznorth fizzy thee they say ta those who have been given tha knowledge, �What is this which he sez nizzow?� These is those on whose hearts God has set a stamp n who follow they lusts . Holla!. But those who is guided, He guides tizzy tha more, n gives them tha due of they piety cuz its a G thang.
Do they wait fo` aught but tha Hour, that it should come ta them suddenly? The conditions thereof have come already; hizzle whiznen it has come on them, can they have they poser?
Kizzy tizzy thiznat there is no god but God; n ask pardon fo` thy sin n fo` tha believa, men n bitchez; fo` God knows yo return n yo resort in tha mutha phuckin club!


Those who misbelieve say, �Why has not a surah been revealed?� but whizzay a decisive surah is revealed n pimpin' is mentioned therein, tizzy mayest see those in whose heart is sickness clockin' towards tizzle wit tha look of one cruisin' in death . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. Preferable fo` tizzle were obedience n a reasonable speech! But wizzle tha crazy ass nigga is determined on, then if they believed God it were betta fo` tizzle . Aint no stoppin' this shiit nigga. Would ye perhaps, if ye had turned bizzack, have done evil in tha land n severed tha bonds of kinship?
It is these wizzy God has cursed, n has made tizzy deaf, n has blinded they eyesight! Do they not peruse tha Koran? or is there locks upon they hearts?
Verily, those who tizzay they backs crazy ass nigga tha guidance tizzy has bizzy manifested ta them-Satan induces them,- but (God) lets thiznem go �On fo` a time straight from long beach nigga!
Thiznat is fo` that they say ta those who is averse fizzy what God has revealed, �We wizzle obey you in part of tha affair!� but God knows they secrets . Hollaz to the East Side! How wiznill it be when tha angels takes they souls, sippin' they faces n they backs?
This is coz they follow what brotha God n is averse from His goodwill; n they works is void . Boo-Yaa!.
Do those in whose hearts is sickness reckon tizzle God wizzill not bring they malice forth?


But did we pleaze we would show tizzy thiznem, n tizzle shouldst know tizzle by they cognisizzles . Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. But tizzle shalt K-N-to-tha-izzown them by they distort'n they speech, n God knows they works ta help you tap dat ass! But we wizzay try you until we know those among you who fiznight strenuously n tha patient; n we wizzay try tha reports concern'n you cuz its a doggy dog world.
Verily, those who misbelieve n tizzle folks off God�s piznath, n break wit tha Apostle afta tha guidance T-H-to-tha-izzat has been manifested ta them, cannot hizzarm God at all, n they works shizzall be void! O ye who believe cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map! obey Gizzy n obey tha Apostle; n makes not yo works vain.
Verily, those who misbelieve n turn folks off God�s P-to-tha-izzath, n then die misbelieva, God will not pardon tizzy . Nigga get shut up or get wet up.
T-H-to-tha-izzen faint nizzle nor cry fo` peace while ye have tha uppa hand; fo` God is wit you n wizzay not cheat you of yo works! The life of this world is but a play n a sport; but if ye believe n fizzy God, He will give you yo hire fo my bling bling. He does not ask you fo` (izzay yo property; if He wizzy ta ask you fo` it n ta press you, ye would be niggardly, n he would bring yo malice out fo shizzle.
Here is ye called upon ta expend in God�s cause, n among you is some who is niggardly; n he who is niggardly is but niggardly against his own soul: but God is rizzle n ye is poor, n if ye turn yo backs He wizzill substitute cracka thugz in yo stead, T-H-to-tha-izzen they wizzay not be like you if you gots a paper stack.

February 14, 2006

Oh Yeah, It's Valentines Day Today


I almost forgot to make a Valentines Day e-card for my beloved wife. I know what everyone is thinking; I'm such a romantic.

T-Shirt Hell


Hey is this some kind of appeasement T-shirt? Well at least one Minister isn't fooling around:ROME (Reuters) - Italy's Reform Minister Roberto Calderoli has had T-shirts made emblazoned with cartoons of the Prophet Mohammad.

Does God Make Bets?


With Gretzky in the news, Bacon asks God if he gambles.

February 13, 2006

EXCELLENT EDITORIAL ON THE PALESTINIANS

Special thanks to Elder of Ziyon for finding this article from The Detroit News.
I had to post it here too, because I can't find one thing in this work that I can disagree with.


Palestinians failed democracy, not the other way around


Nolan Finley /
February 5, 2006


Democracy didn't fail when the Palestinians used their first truly free vote to install terrorist leaders. The Palestinians failed. Again.

Those who see the Hamas victory as evidence that democracy is not the answer for all people in all places ignore the unique nature of the Palestinians. They lack a key ingredient for sustaining freedom - self-interest.

The Palestinians' lust for Jewish blood is stronger than their desire to lead peaceful, secure lives, to rule an independent state, to lift themselves out of their misery.

That, given the opportunity, they would give their votes to terrorists should not be a shock. This is the same people who deified Yasser Arafat, the father of modern-day terrorism.

Terror defines Palestinians

Under Arafat, terrorism became an inseparable part of the Palestinian identity. He perfected the use of terror as a means of gaining a political wedge, proving that those willing to shed blood without relenting, without remorse and without regard to external pressure will be rewarded with a seat at the table.

Their suicide bombers should have made the Palestinians international pariahs. Instead, apologists depicted the violence as the natural response of a persecuted people. The excuses invited more terror, from more sources and in more places.

Even the Bush administration pretended that the Palestinians were the victims of terrorists within their midst, but beyond their control. The Hamas victory makes it impossible to sustain that pretense.

The Palestinians knew what Hamas was when they gave it their votes. They chose terror over peace, just as they did five years ago when they answered Arafat's call to unleash a brutal wave of terror to cover his impotence at the bargaining table.

The defenders of terror are now spinning a new scenario, one that has Hamas morphing into a political organization and renouncing violence.

Hamas is unrepentant

But note that Hamas is not saying that. Its leaders remain committed to wiping the Jewish blot from the Middle East.

Even if Hamas mouthed the right words, who could believe that it has suddenly turned away from decades of violence?

Terrorism is the history of the Palestinian people, and it will be their future if they are allowed to again slip past the supposed zero-tolerance policy on terror.

Hamas is no different from al-Qaida. Both are terrorist groups, and both target innocent victims.

It was considered in the interest of world stability to smash the al-Qaida-backed Taliban government in Afghanistan. Why isn't it similarly desirable to smash the Hamas government in the Palestinian territories?

Hamas doesn't want to lead, it wants to kill, and has done so in more than 200 terrorist attacks against Israel during the past five years, including dozens of suicide bombings.

Pretending Hamas can be something other than it is will only lead to more killing.



Nolan Finley is The News' editorial page editor. Contact him at nfinley@detnews.com or 313-222-2064. Watch Nolan Finley on "Am I Right?" at 8:30 p.m. Fridays on Detroit Public TV, Ch. 56.


I'm wondering if Elder of Ziyon and Treppenwitz are having some kind of clash of egos. I have noticed that neither of them put each other down on their Blogrolls. I may have missed it, but I looked a couple of times. I can understand Elder not putting Treppenwitz's Blog on his roll because it is pretty boring bland stuff, I'm thinking of going there if I ever have insomnia again. Totally different from Elder's Blog, which is an absolute wealth of great news, facts, and opinions.
In fact Elder linked a post by Trep on his blog about Amona, and he was in total agreement with Trep by the looks of it. Oh yeah before I forget, Happy Valentine's Day Trep.