March 8, 2006

George Bush: Hypocritical Assmonkey or Evil Genius

George Dubya Bush Jr. has done something amazing. He has united over 75% of Americans on one issue: the Port's Deal. He now has Liberals fearing for the security of America. He has made the Democrats fight for his agenda, and the Republicans, for the most part, have held their ground on their stance on the War on Terror.
Only an Evil Genius could have pulled this off.
Is this part of Bush's Master Plan? Is this how he is going to get the green light to give Iran a very big spanking?


How can Fundies look at the above picture an not believe in evolution?


Any ways, Bush may look like the missing link, but he could also be the most diabolical Evil Genius in the history of the United States.

We will know soon whether he is an Evil Genius. If the Port's deal doesn't go through and Iran is dealt an expensive blow without too much Liberal crying, then Bush is an Evil Genius.

16 comments:

  1. Does terminal stupidity mimic evil genius? If so, then Bush does a wonderful impersonation. :)

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  2. Seems that Bush bashing doesn´t attract too many comments. BTW, Bacon, you were so wrong when you said people don´t OD on alcohol. Ok, little mistake, easy to make, since we don´t call it OD-ing but if you drink about too much alcohol you die. I´d call that overdosing.

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  3. Michael, I know people die from drinking just like smoking, but I literally meant ODing. Dying from a drinking binge doesn't happen very often.

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  4. According to the US National Library of Medicine’s MEDLINEplus Medical Encyclopedia, Ethanol Overdose is defined as “Poisoning from an overdose of ethanol secondary to excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages.”

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  5. chack this out:
    http://www.peele.net/lib/heroinoverdose.html

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  6. Plus:
    Alcohol and Alcohol related problems is costing the American economy at least $100 million in health care and lost of productivity every year.
    In the United States, every 30 minutes someone is killed in an Alcohol related traffic accident.
    Of the total, alcohol-related deaths in 2002 accounted for 42 percent – 17,970 deaths – up from 41 percent (17,448) in 2001. Deaths in low Alcohol crashes (.01-.07 blood Alcohol content) dropped 7.2 percent to 2,335 deaths. Deaths of persons in high Alcohol crashes (.08 BAC and above) rose 4.7 percent. Alcohol-related fatalities have been rising steadily since 1999.

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  7. I don't think Bacon is bashing Bush here. If Bush can unite the liberals and neo-cons then to the enemy he will be an evil genius. I'd prefer an evil genius to buffoons like Clinton and Carter.

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  8. Pusgut, you seem to be the only hypocritical assmonkey around because you plariarise everything you post and have never had a real job.

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  9. I think that Bush is very bashable over this Ports deal. On the highly unlikely circumstance that he did what he did to unite the majority on the War on Terror, my opinion will vastly change.

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  10. Speaking as someone who voted for him twice, I'm starting to think he's an idiot. (Which I would suppose makes me an idiot by extension.) First the ports deal, then he doesn't speak out when radical islamists burn down the embassy of one of our Allies (Denmark) then he favors a guest worker/Amnesty program for illegal immigrants. He's pissing off his political base, both social and political conservatives.

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  11. Well, if everyone didn't already hear, the deal's off. DP Ports has backed out of the deal, probably to help Bush save face. This deal most likely was some kind of a payback anyway, now the Cheneys really are going to owe someone big time.

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  12. Oh, no Bush bashing?.. but that is my favourite past time.. boo hoo (sticks out tongue)

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  13. I don't live in Toronto. Too far, and it is a beautiful day. I'll hang here with Daisy.

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  14. Mind you he better start printing dollars pretty fast...

    http://www.morganstanley.com/GEFdata/digests/latest-digest.html#anchor0

    Silly Boy.

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