My Blog Personality (I don't know if I buy it)

Your Blogging Type Is Thoughtful and Considerate

You're a well liked, though underrated, blogger. You have a heart of gold, and are likely to blog for a cause. You're a peaceful blogger - no drama for you! A good listener and friend, you tend to leave thoughtful comments for others.

What's Your Blogging Personality?

HEY, does the picture mean I have the blog personality of a skinny black chick?

Now this is more factual:

Your Brain's Pattern

Your mind is a multi dimensional wonderland, with many layers. You're the type that always has multiple streams of thought going. And you can keep these thoughts going at any time. You're very likely to be engaged in deep thought - and deep conversation.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

Remembering Why I Got Married

I remember one of the reasons I married my wife. She passed the escargot test. She didn't refuse to eat gooey snails in butter and mushroom caps. She had no problem at all eating them in fact.

We haven't had escargot in quite some time. But I'm pretty sure that if we were dining in a restaraunt that served escargot now, she wouldn't order it, and if I ordered it and suggested she try one, she would put it in her mouth, mumble "excuse me", then she would run to the washroom and spit it in the sink.

Of course, if she was having dinner with a stranger, she would probably order it and eat it without a problem.

Today's Football Predictions

The NFL strives for parity. It looks like they are achieving it according to the Vegas bookies who make the odds.

Only one team is favored by a touchdown today. It looks like Vegas expects some really tight games.

Anyways, I am already 0 and 1 this years thanks to Oaklands ineptness on Thursday.

Here are today's picks against the spread:

I like da Bears plus 4 points.
KC minus 3 points.
SD to win by at least 4 and a half against the Cowboys.
Baltimore getting 3 from Indy. I think Baltimore will win this game.
And the Bacon Special for this week is Detroit to humiliate Favre and the boys by at least a field goal.

MY CONVERSATION WITH GOD

Me:
Hey God, what do you think of me posting on the Jewish Sabbath
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
I am an Atheist, is it ok that I don't believe in you
God:
What is Atheist is it ok that you do not believe in me, your job?
Me:
Can you answer me in English?
God:
Of course I can answer it Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
Is it OK not to believe in you?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming.
Me:
Are you a robot
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
You said you have been programmed.
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
What is you IQ?
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
Then how come you can't understand simple questions
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Oh, you created yourself?
God:
Take it easy. A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
I'm not the one who is jumpy
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not the one who is jumpy.
Me:
Did you cause Katrina?
God:
No I didn't cause Katrina. What's it like?
Me:
I guess you haven't been paying too much attention.
God:
No I don't think I have been paying too much attention. Have you?
Me:
More than you obviously
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
No, just put on CNN
God:
Are you serious? OK I will put it there.
Me:
Do you get cable?
God:
I have gotten cable.
Me:
Who will win the Cincinatti Cleveland game tomorrow?
God:
How would I know who will win the Cincinatti Cleveland game tomorrow?
Me:
Aren't you responsible for Super Bowl championships?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am responsible for Super Bowl championships.

I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
OK, take care.
God:
Thanks. You too,. Give me a break.

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NFL PREDICTIONS

OK, I have to boldly put down my picks for the year here. I know I'm more likely to be wrong, but what if I'm right.

New England will be a disappointment. So will Pittsburgh. I expect big things from Baltimore, Detroit, Cincinatti, and the team to beat will be Indy.

Here are my playoff picks:

AFC: The Jets, Baltimore, Cincinatti, Indy, San Diego, and New England.

NFC: Philly, Detroit, Minny, Carolina, St. Louis, Seattle.

Superbowl will be Detroit against Indy. Indy will win but won't cover.

Tonite, you get bet the trailer on Oakland to cover.