NFL Picks: Home Dogs Will Cover

OK, I went 3 and 3 last week. So I was just as good as any chimp flipping a coin. Actually I was a little better because my Bacon Special won.

This week I like a few home dogs, so here we go:

Da Bears getting 1 point against Detroit. Detroit will come off their high against Green Bay and bounce this week.

Carolina getting 3 points from the Dynasty team. New Englands defense is hurting and this is a big game to Carolina.

Arizona by 1 over St. Louis.

Oakland getting a point from KC. KC will bounce and look for Lamont Jordan to get at least 2 TDs today.

Tampa Bay by at least 2 and a half against the Bills. This should be a gimme for the Bucs.

And the Bacon Special is Houston getting 6 from the flukey Pittsburgh Steelers. This is known as a sucker line. Bookies don't lose money, they know something.

What a relief: I'm not retarded

Just fine You Are 10% Retarded

You're just fine. Nothing wrong with you; feel free to reproduce.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Retarded

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My Blog Personality (I don't know if I buy it)

Your Blogging Type Is Thoughtful and Considerate

You're a well liked, though underrated, blogger. You have a heart of gold, and are likely to blog for a cause. You're a peaceful blogger - no drama for you! A good listener and friend, you tend to leave thoughtful comments for others.

What's Your Blogging Personality?

HEY, does the picture mean I have the blog personality of a skinny black chick?

Now this is more factual:

Your Brain's Pattern

Your mind is a multi dimensional wonderland, with many layers. You're the type that always has multiple streams of thought going. And you can keep these thoughts going at any time. You're very likely to be engaged in deep thought - and deep conversation.

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

Remembering Why I Got Married

I remember one of the reasons I married my wife. She passed the escargot test. She didn't refuse to eat gooey snails in butter and mushroom caps. She had no problem at all eating them in fact.

We haven't had escargot in quite some time. But I'm pretty sure that if we were dining in a restaraunt that served escargot now, she wouldn't order it, and if I ordered it and suggested she try one, she would put it in her mouth, mumble "excuse me", then she would run to the washroom and spit it in the sink.

Of course, if she was having dinner with a stranger, she would probably order it and eat it without a problem.

Today's Football Predictions

The NFL strives for parity. It looks like they are achieving it according to the Vegas bookies who make the odds.

Only one team is favored by a touchdown today. It looks like Vegas expects some really tight games.

Anyways, I am already 0 and 1 this years thanks to Oaklands ineptness on Thursday.

Here are today's picks against the spread:

I like da Bears plus 4 points.
KC minus 3 points.
SD to win by at least 4 and a half against the Cowboys.
Baltimore getting 3 from Indy. I think Baltimore will win this game.
And the Bacon Special for this week is Detroit to humiliate Favre and the boys by at least a field goal.