Rabbi Ovadia Yosef: Shut Your Matzah Hole Already

Last Saturday night Rabbi Ovadia Yosef stated the following in his weekly televised "sermon" in Israel:

"Is it any wonder if, heaven forbid, soldiers are killed in a war?" he said, "when they don't observe the Sabbath, they don't observe the Torah, they don't pray every day, they don't put on phylacteries every day. Is it any wonder that they're killed? It's no wonder......God helps soldiers who have faith and who pray. They are not killed."

This comment is beyond idiocy, and I think 99% of the total population of Jews on this planet believe Yosef to be a stark raving lunatic. His comments have caused outrage in Israel, but it isn't the first time this prehistoric imbecile has disgraced himself with his words and views. In 2000 he stated the following:

"the 6 million Holocaust victims were reincarnations of the souls of sinners, people who transgressed and did all sorts of things that should not be done. They had been reincarnated in order to atone."


In a world void of evidence of any God, the statements are farcical and insensitive. Even if one assumed God existed, who in their right mind would want to worship his God? Why does such a spectacular God need to be worshiped so heavily? Yosef's God is as spiteful as he is insecure.

This idiot Rabbi is a disgrace to thinking Jews everywhere, and of course humankind.


More thoughts about what Yosef said:

Why Jewish Soldiers Die In A War

Haaretz article

More 'Wisdom" From Moronic Sages Of Judaism

Jackie Mason On Political Correctness

I've always thought Jackie Mason is one of the funniest humans around. He does bi-weekly videos on Youtube, as the Ultimate Jew. Here is one of his latest:

Of course, there are times when stalking is stalking and name calling is just hate oriented plain and simple, but Jackie does have a point.
I usually agree with Jackie around 80-90% of the time. Sometimes he is contradictory, but that is common with comedians.
I have to wonder what the white supremacists think of this video, since Jackie is a Jew and all. They are so paranoid, that even though he is voicing part of their views here, I have a feeling they will come up with something like: "this is how Jews brainwash the masses. They pretend to take your cause, so that you'll look up to them and admire them to the point that you let them control you. And then they'll continue on with their goal of wiping out the white culture."

T.Rex Could Outrun Humans: How Can Dr. Dino Explain That

'Phil Manning, a paleontologist at the University of Manchester, and his colleague Bill Sellers, a biomechanics expert, used a supercomputer to calculate the top-running speeds of five meat-eating dinosaurs.'

Apparently T-Rex's are slightly faster than humans (not sure about endurance figures which are a factor in long chases).

Here are some of the computer generated results:

* Compsognathus (6.6 pounds, 3 kilograms)—39.8 mph (17.8 m/s)
* Ostrich (144 pounds, 65.3 kg)—34.5 mph (15.4 m/s)
* Emu (60 pounds, 27.2 kg)—29.8 mph (13.3 m/s)
* Velociraptor (44 pounds, 20 kg)—24.2 mph (10.8 m/s)
* Dilophosaurus (948 pounds, 430 kg)—23.5 mph (10.5 m/s)
* Allosaurus (3,087 pounds, 1,400 kg)—21 mph (9.4 m/s)
* Tyrannosaurus (13,230 pounds, 6,000 kg)—17.9 mph (8 m/s)
* Human (157 pounds, 71 kg)—17.7 mph (7.9 m/s)

And here is a short video comparing humans to dinosaurs.


According to Dr. Dino (Kent Hovind), one of the leading "creation scientists" in the world (currently in jail doing a 10 year sentence for 58 tax offenses, obstructing federal agents and related charges), dinosaurs lived side by side humans from the beginning of the earth and the universe around 6,000 years ago to today. Yes, some dinosaurs are still amongst us according to Dr. Dino.

The problem is that many dinosaurs (at least those in the past who lived before the Flood wiped them out) had sharp teeth and liked meat.

How did humans survive the earth prior to the flood? T.Rex's could outrun us, and many other meat eating dinosaurs could easily outrun us. Here are a few possible excuses that creationist could use:

1) Maybe we don't taste good. (God made us give dinosaurs very bad stomach aches and they figured out that they better just leave us alone).

2) Humans of course, mostly hung out in caves. And T-Rex's and other dinosaurs were too big to get into the caves.

3) There is no proof that dinosaurs were nothing but herbivores.

4) From Raving Atheist member Kamikaze189: Adam didn't have to run faster than the T-Rex, he just had to run faster than Eve.
There. Easily explained.
And, um, god cloned her again later.

Any other ideas?

OK, here is a video that slams Kent Hovind and his idiocy:

Christiane Amanpour Should Go Back To Iran And Be A Weather Girl

I watched God's Warriors, "the Jews killed Jesus and would have killed Mohammed too if they had their way" version.

I really can't believe how one sided it was.

Look, I'm no fan of land promised by God, but I've made it clear that Israel was formed legally, and it needs to exist as a Jewish majority state as long as anti-semitism is alive in the world. I have compared radical Jewish settlers to Muslims on a few occasions here on this blog. It was embarrassing to see how they behaved towards the IDF and the state last year in Amona for example.

That being said, last nights documentary was despicable. The points that got to me were the following:

There have been less than 5 acts of terrorism carried out in Israel by Jews over the last 50 years. Of course, they were all mentioned....how else are you going to fill 2 hours on "Jewish terrorism."

But there was not a word mentioned about how the majority of the Jewish people were disgusted by the acts or attempted acts. There was no mention that the terrorists involved were jailed by the state for crimes either. Of course, imbecile Baruch Goldstein didn't live so he was exempt from jail.

The documentary focused on how the settlements are the major obstacle to peace. The documentary inferred that Israel does not want peace.
There was no mention that the settlements were not an obstacle at all between 1948-1967. There was no mention about the Gaza withdrawal. No mention of the aftermath of that event (the bombs being lobbed into Israel almost daily).

God's Warriors gave the impression that Israel is completely about religion, yet the majority of Jews in Israel are secular. 20%-25% are atheist, and up to another 25% are agnostic. Israel happens to be a place where Jews know they can at least be treated as equals, where no one will look at your name or face and think or say "are you a Jew."

If religious Jews are such a problem, why are they not a problem all over the world?
No, just Israel, where tensions are high. Lets look at Islam. Oh, that will be tonight.

Amanpour devoted a good chunk of the documentary to Aipac. Again, many secular, agnostic, and atheist Jews in America support Israel. Aipac is not about religion. Wrong show.

Then to lie and state that the settlements upset the Muslim world. Wrong. It is the existence of Israel that upsets the Muslim world. The existence of the Muslim world upsets me, but I'm not going to blow myself up over it.

Tonight the topic is Islam. If she spends more than 2 minutes apologizing for radical Islam or spends more than a second talking to "moderate" Muslims, she and whoever was associated with the show should be fired immediately.

Last nights piece really bothers me, because anyone with very little clue about the conflict will walk away from the TV set thinking Jews are as maniacal collectively as Muslims and that Israel shouldn't exist.

One thing is for sure: Jews don't control the media.

Youtube has last nights show up in parts.

Other takes on the show last night:

Elder of Ziyon
Sharon Cobb
Atlas Shrugs
And this quick and funny review from The Kevin and Patrick Blog

Camera.org chimes in on the documentary

How Can You Argue With Pat Condell? You Just Can't.

Pat Condell is more popular than Jesus.......at least on Youtube. Here, he is telling the truth about Islam and Europe again:


Now for something less logical but guaranteed to make you laugh real good....unless you are an uptight Muslim:

Yeah yeah I know, many Christians and Fundy Jews are just as bad when it comes to homosexual bashing.

I'm really getting lazy with this blog. I need more different motivation. Things are pretty good right now in Canada when it comes to us atheist Jews.

Quick Edit. I just thought of a great joke for Leno or Letterman:

Michael Vick is writing a new book. It is called If I Did Kill Dogs.