If I wasn't so damn lazy I would exhaust myself and my resources and start peddling Living Wills on the internet and on TV. I know I've seen Will kits and Divorce kits really cheap at stores. Of course it requires the buyer to do a lot of reading to make sure that it is being done properly.
I also know that the "Living Will" discussion is just a fad, and it will be a tough sell in 3 months.
I think if someone can come up with a Will kit or Living Will kit that is 3 pages long, including instructions, there is a fortune to be made.
Of course, the law makes it impossible. Not only do countries have different laws, states and provinces also have different laws.
I know life will become much simpler in the future when laws will be identical everywhere.........except Arabia.
March 27, 2005
March 19, 2005
March 5, 2005
REASONS FOR NOT HAVING SEX
Being married for 14 loooooooong years I think I've heard every excuse there is. Let me share many of them:
I have a headache
I have a stomach ache
I think I have the flu
I'm have chest palpitations
My twat hurts
I just had a bath
I didn't have a bath
It's too early
It's too late, you should have asked me earlier
Can't you just rub my back without wanting sex
I don't like you right now
You were mean to me today
I'm too tired
I just woke up
And of course there are excuses that are based on the length of the relationship;
When you know the honeymoon is over:
We just had sex yesterday
After 5 years of marriage:
We just had sex three days ago
After 10 years of marriage:
We just had sex last week
March 2, 2005
The Atheist's Bible: Chapter One, The Book of Woody
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
"I don't believe in afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."
"I don't believe in afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
February 21, 2005
I WAS GONNA START WRITING THE ATHEIST BIBLE
But someone beat me to the punch., I think.
http://www.theatheistbible.com/
What not to say to an Atheist
Here are a few things not to say to an Atheist/Agnostic
1. Do not preach.
Many Christians (and people of other faiths) commonly find in necessary to preach to Atheists. This is not a smart thing to do. We have heard it all before. This does nothing but anger us.
2. Do not quote the Bible
Even though you may not know it most Atheists know the Bible very well. If you start quoting the Bible we can do it right back at you.
A. We can point at contradictions
B. We can point at parts in the Bible that aren’t so loving (like where the Bible says you can own slaves)
3. Do not threaten with Hell.
We are very well aware of your beliefs of Hell. We really don’t need to hear it again
4. Do not try to refute Evolution
If you do you will only look stupid (no offence intended) . Every Argument you have heard against evolution probably is wrong.
What is an Atheist?
The general definition of an Atheist is:
Atheist: One who does not have belief in deity or deities (God , gods, demons etc…)
We can take it further and explain its true meaning.
If you are Christian (or of some other faith ) You are a Theist.
Theist: One who has belief in deity or deities (God or gods)
The “a” prefix Stands for “not” or “without”. The word Atheist is simply saying the person is Not a Theist.
With this being said you cannot make positive statements with the word Atheist only negative ones.
One cannot say the following “Atheists Believe X” however you can say “Atheists do not believe X”.
It would be like saying “Matt does not own a Chevy Truck” and “Karen does not own a Chevy Truck”
Do you know anything more about Matt or about Karen, from these statements? Do those statements imply any further things he and she may have in common? No.
Simply put all the word Atheist is telling you about the person is they aren’t a Theist. So there is not such a class as “Atheist”.
Most (note the most) Atheists fall into one of these groups however this does not include all Atheists as stated above.
Atheists are also normally educated and/or have done some studying into Science or Religion.
The Agnostic Atheist (or weak atheists) :Although this group is sometimes put as separate from Atheist It truly isn’t. These people feel there is not enough evidence either way to determine if there is a God (or gods) or not. They still have no belief in a god and that’s what makes them Atheist. This is the most common “type” of Atheist.
The Strong Atheist: Strong atheists might believe that such gods do not or cannot exist
These Can be broken up into many Subgroups.
The Evolutionary Theist and/or Deist : This is not an Atheist however I thought they where important to mention. These people take the Knowledge of Science and fill in the Gaps with the supernatural. For instance they might believe a god created the first life and it has evolved ever since.
Note: The site is still not a bible. I think I might still write one, and start with The Book of Woody.
http://www.theatheistbible.com/
What not to say to an Atheist
Here are a few things not to say to an Atheist/Agnostic
1. Do not preach.
Many Christians (and people of other faiths) commonly find in necessary to preach to Atheists. This is not a smart thing to do. We have heard it all before. This does nothing but anger us.
2. Do not quote the Bible
Even though you may not know it most Atheists know the Bible very well. If you start quoting the Bible we can do it right back at you.
A. We can point at contradictions
B. We can point at parts in the Bible that aren’t so loving (like where the Bible says you can own slaves)
3. Do not threaten with Hell.
We are very well aware of your beliefs of Hell. We really don’t need to hear it again
4. Do not try to refute Evolution
If you do you will only look stupid (no offence intended) . Every Argument you have heard against evolution probably is wrong.
What is an Atheist?
The general definition of an Atheist is:
Atheist: One who does not have belief in deity or deities (God , gods, demons etc…)
We can take it further and explain its true meaning.
If you are Christian (or of some other faith ) You are a Theist.
Theist: One who has belief in deity or deities (God or gods)
The “a” prefix Stands for “not” or “without”. The word Atheist is simply saying the person is Not a Theist.
With this being said you cannot make positive statements with the word Atheist only negative ones.
One cannot say the following “Atheists Believe X” however you can say “Atheists do not believe X”.
It would be like saying “Matt does not own a Chevy Truck” and “Karen does not own a Chevy Truck”
Do you know anything more about Matt or about Karen, from these statements? Do those statements imply any further things he and she may have in common? No.
Simply put all the word Atheist is telling you about the person is they aren’t a Theist. So there is not such a class as “Atheist”.
Most (note the most) Atheists fall into one of these groups however this does not include all Atheists as stated above.
Atheists are also normally educated and/or have done some studying into Science or Religion.
The Agnostic Atheist (or weak atheists) :Although this group is sometimes put as separate from Atheist It truly isn’t. These people feel there is not enough evidence either way to determine if there is a God (or gods) or not. They still have no belief in a god and that’s what makes them Atheist. This is the most common “type” of Atheist.
The Strong Atheist: Strong atheists might believe that such gods do not or cannot exist
These Can be broken up into many Subgroups.
The Evolutionary Theist and/or Deist : This is not an Atheist however I thought they where important to mention. These people take the Knowledge of Science and fill in the Gaps with the supernatural. For instance they might believe a god created the first life and it has evolved ever since.
Note: The site is still not a bible. I think I might still write one, and start with The Book of Woody.
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