March 25, 2006

This was the easiest online quiz I ever took

You Should Be a Joke Writer

You're totally hilarious, and you can find the humor in any situation.
Whether you're spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life...
You usually can keep a crowd laughing, and you have plenty of material.
You have the makings of a great comedian - or comedic writer.

I just wish they wouldn't use the picture of a chick on top of the description. It is kind of making me feel queazy. Wait, that is just the greasy sausage I just ate. I still don't like the picture though.

Thanks to Cat for the link.


  1. I don't get it. Is said I should be a pastry chef? What kind of writing is that supposed to be?

    LOL! Loved the site and it says I should be a poet:

    ***You Should Be A Poet***

    You craft words well, in creative and unexpected ways.
    And you have a great talent for evoking beautiful imagery...
    Or describing the most intense heartbreak ever.
    You're already naturally a poet, even if you've never written a poem.

    Pete McHugh

    Bacon, if that original really was your answer, I agree 100%.

  2. That test is no good. My answer came back "***Be a Ditch Digger***You don't have the brains to be a writer.

    Tejano C.

  3. Science Fiction writer for me. Damn, the first thing I saw when I clicked the link was an ad for Larry the Fucking Cable Guy: Health Inspector. It'll probably be the #1 movie in America when it opens. How sad. I saw "Larry" himself on INSANNITY & Comatose the other night. He said that Hannity and O'Reilly were TOO LIBERAL for him. Idiot.

  4. This really was an easy test for me, I didn't have to even think about which answer was best. In every question, one answer stood out.

  5. You excel at being a jackass, that's all.

  6. Your blog attracts your fellow assholes like Peter and the Austin Skank. You live for each other's strokes. What losers.

  7. Catherine looks like some sort of a cachetic alien.

  8. My blog apparently attracts creeps like you Oink. In fact, you are the only reason I moderate posts. You are very immature. I'm starting to think you are 12 years old.

  9. It's a real contest: who is the ugliest, you or catherine?

  10. You are obsessed Oink. Seek help.

  11. Don't you have any better picture of yourself? You look like Dr. Phil in drag. Pull some of your dog's fur on your chromedome.

  12. Catherine,

    Are you a member of the Atheist Community of Austin? Just curious. I live in Austin as well.

  13. Catherine still believes in God, but give it time.

  14. *
    Jason quit acting like such a smart ass son, especially since turned you on to this blog KID!!

    btw saying you don't believe in GOD is like saying you don't believe in music...

    it's even possible to discover your own tune on some inky black night as you gaze into the universe..


  15. Rubin, you can sign in as Rubin and you don't need to leave an email addy I believe.

    There is absolutely no proof God exists.

  16. “…saying you don't believe in GOD is like saying you don't believe in music...”

    Only in the sense that God is another word for good. Like saying I don’t believe in good things such as compassion, mercy, charity etc. It all comes down to semantics. The world would be a much better place if it weren’t for semantics.Or in the sense that God is another word for Universe or Evolution. I don’t believe in the Universe – now that would be silly but then what about solipsists?

    So an atheist isn’t allowed to simply say he doesn’t believe in God. Must he qualify it by saying that he doesn’t believe in supernatural beings that come down to the earth and “walk in the garden in the cool of the day.” Too wordy, don’t you see?

  17. Mr. Bacon,

    there's a whole lot thats hard to prove..but i got my suspicions..

    /grrr ex-wife

    Rubin :)

  18. 1st time here.

    I guess i missed something(wouldnt be the 1st time) why dont you like the girl pic?
    Just curious, youre not gay too are you?

  19. Rubin, I need some kind of translator or decoder ring to figure out what you mean.

    Mickey, no I'm not gay, not that there is anything wrong with it:)
    I just like it when tests understand the amount of male testosterone that goes into each one of my answers.

  20. I should be a POET. Well, I must say, I wasn't expecting that one!

  21. Ha! Hey Halliburton Oil! I knew it was you!

    BEAJ- Anon / Rubin is "Halliburton Oil" from Please visit BKP and insult him daily!