June 29, 2006
Mohammed Get Light Bulb Removed From Anus
From Reuters: Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.
...."We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."....The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
First off, I must ask the obvious: How many Muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Secondly, no matter how drugged or passed out I am, there is no way I wouldn't know a lightbulb was being placed up my ass.
He is in jail for making alcohol. This is prohibited by Muslims, unlike hate speech or blowing up infidels.
I'm surprised lightbulbs aren't prohibited by Muslims too, since they seem to want to stay in the dark.
Posted by Baconeater at 2:14 PM